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tell me your story so that i migth ingest it
me and the fishmonger were on a giant boat, headed for the americas
so he is an offlander????
when suddenly, the giant boat hit an iceberg and sank, the fishmonger rescued me and we had really awkward sex.
thisw seems higlhy unlikely how does a stripepr get off the mainland
if i cant truts you to be truthful with me who can i trust
i fell deeply in love with thee fishmonger and i went to his place was very nice, very clean, didn't smmell like cat piss
no overwhelming stench of urine amonia, and im like "wow he's a keeper" and the moral of the story iss you're a huge fag ^__^
i'd give it a 2/10 it had soem thing going for it up untli the boat hit the iceberg
you have no right to critique my screenplay ideas
like really, who the fuck do you think you are???
the president of sex
a guy that faces his problems head on and cleans up the piss and shit instead of jusst ingorning it and letting the mess spread... like a disease, until it's conquered your entire home and you've lost any motivation to do anything about it. if i play skyrim, the mountains and plains and the eco system in my house will not be there
yes
fishmonger fishmonger i luv u! yesss i do! you clean your home and play mtgo you are so noble and true
he plays magic the gathering. very sexy
what is mtgo
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REAL men play magic the gathering online
she stank up my place with her terrible vag smell. i had to call in Haz Mat.
its a game created for the alpha male to fight other alpha males, mtgo is like an arena for the toughest gladiators
and he azorious charmed his way into my vagina
player.additem fishmongerdick 50000000000
player.modav orgasmz10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
look guys, i know how to use a tilda key me so smart, me cag
(bet you guys a dollor president of sex is texting camoroon "wtf" right now. sorry comoron, president of sex waas being mean to me :sad:)
It also broke my heart when i found out they let you sleep in a bed that a cat pissed in
is the sex actually awkward I doubt it but that'd be great
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Originally Posted by cag,
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Originally Posted by the president of sex
my name on mtgo is steveyosQuote:
Originally Posted by cag,
it really fucking sucks how I do everything this fucking fish stick faggot does and I do it better minus oen thing holyshit fuck
and it's not even my fault I do it better just with unconventional means but noooooooo someobdy wants to be a gneridc faggot ghsdghosidhhtt ehgc,sghwihgasdg erci sermon epmd epmd epmd is a wordl peremie
well fishmonger lives 20 minutes away
FUCK THAT I CAN TELEPORT
ugh I can't even do this and I dont' really have to unlike everyone else even fi I"m not using the internet there's still a running fiction with me here that people keep going
I don't have to pretend that I'm completely devisted that you're dating captain hook and not me, because even if I didn't give a fuck this community would still make their braisn produce the chemcials tomaek them frimlyh beliee ve that I care and also have gout and also dont' make money from second life. bye
yeah the first time with fishmonger was very awkward, especially with both of us being so shy.. lmao well he made a little makeshift bed on his couch in the living room when we first met, i kneew he wanted to bang me, but his self-control was impressive. we went into his room to watch netflix when i ripped off my clothes and grabbed his dickQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos666
never ended up sleeping on the couch. ^_^_
so happy for you two