Lisa are we gonna skype date or what
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Lisa are we gonna skype date or what
ya a rape vanQuote:
Originally Posted by Howard Dean
it means im at least smart enough to research wiki 3 mins for an answer and lisa is as least smart enough to scoop up puppy shitQuote:
Originally Posted by sup bros
it's not trivia, it's a good exam problem and its been reduced to freshman-level bio for you. i am definitely not trying to arouse you... ewQuote:
Originally Posted by Lady Killmonger
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
do you have msn?
mmmmm puppy shit
if they're so smart why are they making minimum wage?Quote:
Originally Posted by sup bros
not everything is about money maybe some people just want to be helpful..Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces!
i don't know, you'd have to ask them.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
ok lisa - how about some simple math?
a big fat petstore goldfish lives in a tank that measures 1.0m x 0.4m x 0.5m
assume negligible volume for the goldfish.
if the fish can produce 20cc of shit every day,
and you can scoop 3cc of shit every day with ur little scoop net,
how many days does it take for the tank to fill with fish shit?
fivety two!
I had braces when I was 14 and I made them take them off after a year, I don't think I'd do itQuote:
Originally Posted by Howard Dean
but I have a dentist appointment to get my cavities filled
it would be cheaper if you brushed, captain disgusto
I've got a new wisdom tooth growing too, a top one, the other top one grew a year or two ago and I already got it pulled out
no sign of my bottom wisdom teeth though yet
I refuse to believe thatQuote:
Originally Posted by DrHundos
Don't need to, already know the answer. It's because they're stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by sup bros
boys go to jupiter to get stupider
girls go to venus to get more penis
wow, just wowQuote:
Originally Posted by Lady Killmonger
on the bright side maybe your tits are still growing too
maks thinks he's rich and works in a really smart job
damn, you could write for cracked with a wit that sharp.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
:chrishansen:
they grow and shrink a bit depending on how much fat I gather over them but not as much as my bum, my bum can get fatQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
lisa can't answer either of my accelerated high-school level problems and now she doesnt talk to me
quick everyone stump her with easy exam questions and she'll stop posting altogether
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by sup bros
i guess some curves are better than none. also if you're stumped you at least have to stump me back if you want anyone to think you're smart enough to even hold a pet shoppe jobQuote:
Originally Posted by Lady Killmonger
your random trivia questions are stupid and uninterestingQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
and your incessant begging for my attention is even more so
does killmonger work at ye olde pette shoppe?
pretty sure maks actually is rich, or at least on track to beQuote:
Originally Posted by Lady Killmonger
how much juice have you had today lisa
:iia:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Killmonger
typical crying from a one-upped babybrainQuote:
Originally Posted by Lady Killmonger
and linear algebra has no comparison to trivia
OB and Lisa are useful resources for the standard posters who could earn the laughs, otherwise without them, there no comedy now.
monde is the only person here that can stump me
excluding computer science, quite a few here could stump me in that area
only chai tea with soy milk and joints.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howard Dean
BLUMPKIN!
Q:How many roads must a man walk down?
no i've joined 2012Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Killmonger
nothing funny about the truthQuote:
Originally Posted by sup bros
I'LL EAT THE APPLE PIE!!!!!
do you really smoke pot that is soooo edge
y
half of them?Quote:
Originally Posted by sup bros
the other half he walks up