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tjanks for quoting marks care post though lol what a nerd
Murdering babies pays well.
not really..I only got paid 9 an hour but it was an easy job to have while going to college.Quote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
did you use a kirby and did you get the fetus attachment from steveyos on discount?
*rhurrrrrrrrrSCHLSZLSZLSZLSHLUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP rhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
^tb vaccuming the inside of a pregnant vagina with a kirbey
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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
I only held the vac for the surgeon and got the jar out of the vac for fetus inspection, didn't get to stick it in any vagines
sometimes I got to do fetus inspections but I'd rather not because that shit smells bad.
I would've kept the dead babies and sold them in jars on ebay
terror slut
one time we were cleaning out the office and found a giant box full of jars with 2nd trimester fetuses in them under the sink. It was so disgusting because they used pure formaldehyde in the jars instead of diluting it so it hurt our eyes and smelled horrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
one time we aborted a 3rd trimester fetus on accident (3rd trimesters are illegal to abort)
if you don't use pure formaldehyde then the babbies will attract mice
I have way too many abortion stories
I keep my semen in a jar...
those jars were supposed to be sent out to be destroyed so we were confused as to why they were under the sink.Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
your job is fucking gross terror thansk for sharing
well you can ask me or you can ask swdp, the chances are pretty low that we have the same reason
few things are more versatile than dead babbys in jars
I don't work there anymore, I'm a teacher now.Quote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
Teach me how to kill an unborn baby the easiest way without killing the mother.
put abortion pills in her food/drink obv
psst - slippery elm
Lisa was a teacher, you prolly will be one of the retarded psychos in the future.Quote:
Originally Posted by terror baby
I don't have access to baby murdering pills.
I meant for times when I see some preggo woman in a store or walking down the street.
shove a slippery elm branch up her cervix hole
do you give it a wiggle when its in there?Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
describe the smellQuote:
Originally Posted by terror baby
did you know that the human body turns aspartame into formaldehyde
don't drink diet sodas
Thanks, Mr. JonQuote:
Originally Posted by jon
so diet soda causes cancer?Quote:
Originally Posted by jon
I am Doctor Remulak.Quote:
Originally Posted by terror baby
it canQuote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
jon can you make this my picture name if you're not too busy? http://i.imgur.com/5hUKK.gif
God I love that new avatar, Barry.
lol so i dunno who knows this but texas is now pretty much abortion-free and a bunch of planned parenthoods shut down so cancer titties probably is unemployed and may even have left the state
http://i.imgur.com/1Wlnnx0.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs