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its' exactly why I want to use a site where I pay the person back monde is the perfect example he's fuckign nuts and fucking stupid and is unfortunaltely your modern day internet persona you're most likely to run into anywhere and that's why I also don't go to any other sites and hate everyone and everything because it's just a bunch of shit like monde floating around ruining existence
hey, look we have that in common now along with a bunch of other people, i supposeQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
LolQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
Well be carefull because he has something in common with a "whole bunch of people" [ie. 2 people] in having me on ignore, they really come together on that and totally ignore me so you know.... got to go with the crowd on this stevey, the crowd has spoken and the whole 2 of them say "This message is hidden because Lisa Battery is on your ignore list" because that's some fucking good posting and I just take posts too seriously to post funny wit like that.
marks and monde are both pillars in the comedy esseance that is ytmnd their contributions brought laughter to entire unieverses with such hilarious ytmnds by marks as idk any by marks and by monde such as idk any by monde either, they are both very funny
Well they are both pretty good at randomly mentioning old YTMND members that were better posters than them but who no longer post and who would have no idea who either of them are.Quote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
lisa and stevey, the best of friends. i wonder if he'll get between lisa and her junkie boyfriend. stevey does tend to fall in love with any girl who'll talk to him.
Monde how often do you masturbate thinking about Lisa's glistening little clit?
i've honestly never done that, have you?
I'm liking it so farQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
No I only jerk off to her mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
I'd lose my virginity to lisa but unfortunately donnie's hand fell off and she doesn't want to post for a while I don't think she'll mind me saying that here since anyone can see it at fjs
as i've told you and ruby, in my opinion, lisa's better looking than cag, but she's far too insane and negative to get my dick hard. imagining her going through a wood chipper makes me happier.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
What do you mean his hand fell off?
http://i.imgur.com/c7NJRa2.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
There's cactus so it's definitely authentic Mexican.
his hand got infected badly when he stuck himself with a dirty needle. poor guy. i hope, when he goes to australia, and he does it again while he's shooting up and lisa's sucking on the pipe, she sucks out the pus and saves him.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
Didn't this happen ages ago
i guess it was more serious than she led us to believe :(
If his hand didn't actually fall off then I'm sure he'll be fine.
better phone lisa and find out for sure!
Implying I haven't already.
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Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
she said they broke up that's all I know and that's already posted publicaly so again I guss it's ok to say but eiher way fuck off
lol, "broke up". they were never together. they were skype masturbation buddies
f u
When did i turn 50? I must've smoked weed for longer than i thought to lose that many years of my life
weed is bad
LIES!Quote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
You're repulsive, no woman ever has wanted you to jerk off about themQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
And m0nde doesn't know anything about anyone, that is why ANYTHING and EVERYTHING he has ever said about anyone is a lie and he's just a dickhead.
To clarify, originally what happened months ago was Donny's hand got bitten by a spider at work and it got infected, he never said a word about it until one day he just held up his hand which had swollen to about twice its normal size and asked, "Babe, should I go to the hospital?" To which I replied, "Um YES, IMEDIATELY!" He went and what happened was they had to cut out a large chunk of his hand in an operation, you could actually see the bone when they were done. He was given antibiotic and a follow up appoitment, I explained to him no end (about 200 times) the importance of completing the whole course of antibiotics and going to the follow hp appoitment as they would probably give him a repeat which he would need to complete as well... As his hand began to heal Donny decided (against all instruction) that he was now fine p, he felt fine and he stopped taking the antibiotics (he said I could punch him for this one day) and never went back to the doctor. I told him many many times that he needed to make another appoitment and that he was being bumfuck stupid and could end up loosing his hand... but does ANYONE EVER listen to me even though I am right 99% of the time? No of course not. So here we were with his hand swelling up again and me lossing my mind about him not going to the hospital! This went on for days and while I could visibly see his hand should not be twice the size of his other hand and with him screaming at night in pain and me going on and on that he NEEDS TO GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL! And that he also needs to bring his old antibiotics that he never finished with him and tell them that he never finished the course because because he did that the same antibiotics would now be ineffective and they would need to know that to use another stronger antibiotics... so this culminated in last night (1am my time, 9am his time) of me supposed to wake him up so that he would go to the hospital as he had being being a douchebag and not actually going but saying he would that morning so I said I would wait up to 1am and call him to wake him up and that he HAD to go the hospital... what followed I already posted at stevey's proboards. I got a call today after I thought it was all over between us and that his hand and probably him would die from the hospital and he was on a drip and it was finally being seen too. Apparently the doctors yelled at him pretty much word for word everything I had already been telling him ad nauseam. Anyway he is back home now and on a new course of antibiotics, which I have explained to him if he does not complete and go to the doctor to get a follow up and probable repeat then there is only so many antibiotic they can actually use and if he fucks it up they will run out of options explaining to him that before we had antibiotics in the old days the only thing they could do in this situation would be to amputate which is what they will probably have to do if he fucks up his course of antibiotics again and even then he could still get an infection and die.
So... Here's hoping this time he isn't a FUCKING IDIOT does what he is fucking well told and his hand gets better and he doesn't be a douchebag and break my heart.
JSYK
Yes it was more serious than I was letting on, I was very stressed about it but trying to make jokes about it but at the same time I wasn't fucking around about it.
I fucking keep saving his life.
That concludes this episode of drama in Lisa's life. Steigh toont for the next fucking headache.
weed is bad because I smoked too much to read that
ok I looked real quick i'm glad he still has his hand
hey, is lisa admin on your forum? if so, get ready, because i'm going to start posting there.
Lol that's ok.Quote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
Long story short I've saved his life twice now and am now owed a life debt.
I pretty much own his soul now.... just as Satan intended.
Doesn't fucking matter as long as YOU'RE not in the admin panel.Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
I can own the shit out of your pathetic fat tard ass on any forum you like.
Now fuck off.
Lisa why did you delete me at fjs? Are you that scared of me?
And stevey is my favorite forum friend these days.
He's cool.
I didn't you drooling moron.Quote:
Originally Posted by jazz
Stevey must of.
But you really are a shit person and poster who ruins any forum they post at so don't expect me to care or suck up in your lame way because I still think you are a waste of space.