what do you say if we go out on a date?

tell ruby to post tits i cba

attn ruby

post tits and then cba siburke

thanks in advance

i hope ruby realises this is the only thread i'll post in (for now) the rest of the forum needs shaking up a bit

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The :lizard: queen texted me back. She said you're a dumbass maks, and that she doesn't care if you laugh at her posts.

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She's crying over the plight of people who can't find a job because they're too busy on facebook, I'm going to laugh at that with or without her permission.

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i hope ruby realises this is the only thread i'll post in (for now) the rest of the forum needs shaking up a bit

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ruby knows how you operate brah

i won't lie i missed the forums kept getting moaned at on pokemon forums & transformers forums went stale so i moved to twitter it's surprisingly awesome (plus i'm fucking a well tidy bird from there she's a dirty little fucker like me we're gonna start looking at moving in together)

I thought you got married

nah that relationship was moribund for a long time we broke up a while back but still live together looking to move out this year hopefully

https://p.twimg.com/Alz6PNICIAAOUHP.jpg

not sure if that pic will work but that's the new bird

troll away she loves it: https://twitter.com/pookietookie01

very nice, she's got a marilyn monroe thing going on

ridiculously long legs cracking arse great tits too i'm punching above my weight a bit but i'm hung so w/e

https://p.twimg.com/Al8d7HXCQAEPvw5.jpg

can you get her to post here?

i'll ask but it'll probably depend on whether this site has a mobile version that doesn't suck balls she can't be fucked with using her laptop or PC to do internet shit so she sticks to twitter

oh one of those huh

yeah real girls don't do all this geeknerd forum shit (the fuckers!)

ATTN all girl gamrers.. fuck OFF

twitter is cool anyway you can do whatever you want it's not like all the other social networking sites it's quite anti-social you can be a cunt at all times

yum nice long legs

oh are you guys playing Super Smash bros? I call peach! :mallet:
oh yeah i like TF2 for the cute hats ^_^ :mallet:
omg minecraft is so much fun! :mallet:

she doesn't play video games (neither do i...)

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oh are you guys playing Super Smash bros? I call peach! :mallet:
oh yeah i like TF2 for the cute hats ^_^ :mallet:
omg minecraft is so much fun! :mallet:

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Hey can you send me some virtual monsanto corn seeds for my virtual farmville farm :mallet:

why did you break my heart melissa....

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Hey can you send me some virtual monsanto corn seeds for my virtual farmville farm :mallet:

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she doesn't play video games (neither do i...)

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she probably is a master of headgames

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she probably is a master of headgames

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only girl to ever manage deep-throating me (true story)

replies are okay views are broken ruby fix your fucking forum already

off out with the new missus for the weekend keep this thread alive i'll post updates monday maybe if i remember the site address

i wanna bang your sister, i wanna bang all your sisters

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Pics or it didn't happen.

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https://p.twimg.com/AnGZu4ACEAA93Nc.jpg

yeah i ate a kit-kat chunky out of that anus this weekend what of it (okay the chocolate came out the wafer got stuck but w/e)

nah just chocolate she keeps it all clean down there (anal lover)

same with mine no-holes-barred she's really smart & funny too - i said it before but she's way out of my league AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! :-P

word up dude! well i say "just for me" but she's not against picking up a random chick for threesomes occasionally... PINCH ME I'M DREAMING!!! :-D

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Pics or it didn't happen.

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http://s017.radikal.ru/i401/1203/cc/5c3d16d9a4e9.jpg

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As long as there wasn't any corn fed hog skin or bean dip skin in there, cause like that's just gross.

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Just don't get married bro, that will fuck up your whole game. If she starts hinting about it tell her that you believe you don't really know someone until you've lived together for 5 years and that you only want to get married once and not ever have the marriage fail. Get engaged if you want, but make it a 5 year one. By the time the 5 years is up you'll either want to marry her or have moved on.

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i'm impulsive dude fuck it if it goes wrong i'll leave the country!

siburke i am full on jealous

i will look back at this thread & laugh if she turns out to be a fucking nutjob we've only been together a few months

i am so not used to posting on forums these days twitter has taken up all of my internet time

i have hundreds of emails from girls sending me naked pics on there you guys are wasting your time on forums they are so last year