Post a photo of the girl you think of when you masturbate

i got confused with a pic boobz posted
the hi-contrast b&w one simon quoted-not-posted

yeah she is tidy he redeemed himself with that one :fap:

muh dick

^ she fine

LET POST SOME TITIES MATES... Hvjdjf :hungry::hungry::hungry: The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.

:hungry: We care we consume here

let's get on it

http://p.twimg.com/AqrmfCsCQAEnLDJ.jpg

http://i2.listal.com/image/2039357/9...achtenberg.jpg

penis

:dull:

I think of my sister when I jerk off who I will post pictures of when the lazy bitch moves out of the house

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Originally Posted by siburke939

http://i39.tinypic.com/t656bm.jpg

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wow your gf is hot and has surprisingly nice teeth for a british woman

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Originally Posted by boobz

http://i.imgur.com/uSbFV.jpg

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lol thought this was ellen page at first

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Originally Posted by boobz

all of these girls would be considered too fat for siburke, so here is something more his taste:

http://i.imgur.com/Ecm6w.jpg

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at least I'm not that skinny...

I jack ed off to everything on this page, and on the previous other oens too, and I came and I made my penis cum and I came.

Good work, now fuck off.

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Originally Posted by SniffleB

http://i.imgur.com/yW0DP.png

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thats some win

hey my teeth are nice too (spoiler: they're false)

also she's all tucked in down there (not that i mind huge pissflaps)

nah it ain't a loosely packed kebab she has a DV

I want to fuck her in the ass.

i did this morning (good times)

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Originally Posted by Cody

yo siburke, does your gf have roast beef or trim lips?

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Originally Posted by siburke939

nah it ain't a loosely packed kebab she has a DV

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please translate from bro to english for me please

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Originally Posted by siburke939

also she's all tucked in down there (not that i mind huge pissflaps)

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ooh nice, pics?

i read this thread back asswards

"loosely packed kebab" = just picture it (roadkill vagina) "DV" = "designer vagina" (got stitched up after kids wrecked it)

i have loads of pics but they're not for the public (sorry dude she's the boss!)

her butt is probably itt

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

wow your gf is hot and has surprisingly nice teeth for a british woman

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dentures and stank breath

u mad?

She has kids.. oooh...

yeah 2

i ain't racist they both be treated with the same brutality

http://www.tattooemogirls.com/free_p...images/007.jpg

I imagine siburke roundhouse kicks her kids when they try to play with his transformers collection

yeah he posted picture of his collection it was very impressive (but not as impressive as his dick)

yeah i've got a boxed G1 jetfire sitting next to me right now what of it

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Originally Posted by Cody

He has transformers?!?!?!one!11

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cody is just catching on to internet gags that i cant even remember the fuck when they were mildly amusing

i just can't deal with this shit
DO YOU ACT LIKE SUCH AN ASPERGERED FAG TO PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE? IS THAT WHY YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET
STOP, PLEASE, PLEEEAAAAASE FUCKING STOP

yeah yeah sure sure thats why you're from a forum where EVERYBODY talks like that,
are they just being ironic 24/7?

i post the hottest girl in the thread and the next 20 posts are about transformer toys

yeah i'm sure on imdb you talk like an imdb fag,
and on facebook you talk like a facebook fag,
etc, etc