Took the ole gal to taco bell today

i only use a jack to change a tire, never, EVER if i am underneath the car, also you don't even need to lift up the car to change your oil,,,

what if it rolls down the ramp?

maybe I'm skinny enough to just roll down there with a skate board or something

there's this werid lever, you might have seen it, it's like got a button on it, they call it a parking brake, you PULL THAT UP, after it's on the ramps

get a cardboard box and flatten, slide around under the wonderland thats your undercarriage,

i did that once on my honda civic and i forgot I had it up and it drove normally even though the emergency break was up.

terror baby you need to marry an acutal man, he should be doing all these things, u should not even have to think about oil, or ramps, what is wrong with that guy

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i did that once on my honda civic and i forgot I had it up and it drove normally even though the emergency break was up.

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that's really good for your brake pads, it really puts them to the test,

there's an unspoken contract when you move in with a girl, the girl should cook you food and clean your clothes, and the guy should fix things, when they break, or need work done on them, this arrangement is rarely mentioned in polite society, but i assure you it's what actually happens 90 precent of the time,, unless you marry a fag,

he'd rather pay someone to fix things but i'd rather fix things myself bc i don't come from a rich jewish family like he does.

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there's an unspoken contract when you move in with a girl, the girl should cook you food and clean your clothes, and the guy should fix things, when they break, or need work done on them, this arrangement is rarely mentioned in polite society, but i assure you it's what actually happens 90 precent of the time,, unless you marry a fag,

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thanks for clearing that up

my old civic that I gave to my brother

http://i44.tinypic.com/e9g9xd.jpg

girls are bad at cars, men are bad at laundry, it's nature, unless your a huge fag,

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um never change your oil with a car jack, get a set of ramps, there only like 40 bucks at harbor fright,

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My truck sits 5" off the ground in the front wtf I can't use ramps and shit wtf

http://www.harborfreight.com/2-piece...set-68365.html

I'm going to buy a set right before my next oil change

You'll end up flipping over and dying irl

dudes talking about cars.

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dudes talking about cars.

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Stop it

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there's an unspoken contract when you move in with a girl, the girl should cook you food and clean your clothes, and the guy should fix things, when they break, or need work done on them, this arrangement is rarely mentioned in polite society, but i assure you it's what actually happens 90 percent of the time,, unless you marry a fag,

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100% correct ^

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my old civic that I gave to my brother

http://i44.tinypic.com/e9g9xd.jpg

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monde has your brother since found a hint of self respect and a job?

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guy up the street is selling this



http://www.mustang-club.com/clubcars...stback_001.jpg

it's got the v8, and no rust on the undercarrige, but he wants like 3 grand too much for it, idk the heart wants what the heart wants if he knocks 2 grand i might, just get that car,,,

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http://gyazo.com/a6e64a78508b6bd141466213a30420aa.png

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girls are bad at cars, men are bad at laundry, it's nature, unless your a huge fag,

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I'm perfectly capable with both, I don't wash my vehicles though because I'm a man

I would never use a hydraulic jack when going under my vehicle you really trust that shit to not break? you ever used anything ever made by anyone else before guess what the company making that shit just wants your money they don't care if their shit breaks after a while and crushes you


definitely get ramps

you're literally putting your lives into the hands of compressed liquid

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my old civic that I gave to my brother

http://i44.tinypic.com/e9g9xd.jpg

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fuckinghatesmallcarsIamtootall.jpg

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http://i39.tinypic.com/1tpw6c.jpg

my whip

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still not big enough for me but I'm into things like that where the perfect mix between old school cars being built on style and new school cars being fucking ugly as fuck for I guess aerodynamics or just because everyone on earth is on fake estacy listening to fake music makes them just look like a normal fucking shape


lolololololololol

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what if it rolls down the ramp?

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lolololololololol

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there's this werid lever, you might have seen it, it's like got a button on it, they call it a parking brake, you PULL THAT UP, after it's on the ramps

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lolololololololol

or get a ramp the length of the vehicle so it's level you can just get a ramp that's the length of the vehicle and seven feet tall so you can just stand under it too which is what I plan on doing when I have a yard

Or bring it by the shop i'll throw it on the rack