avatar pic is me at about 12.5 stone i carry a bit of weight better i don't look like a fat fucker
avatar pic is me at about 12.5 stone i carry a bit of weight better i don't look like a fat fucker
everything should be metric but yeah stones seem to have stuck
8.5"
also, inches
about 5'10"-5'11" tall & a stone is 14lbs so weight = w/e 12.5 x 14 is (175?)
so what you daydreaming about?
yeah i am so marrying this girl <3Quote:
lying on my back, feeling your lips and tongue running over every inch of me, making my pussy soaking wet, me beg for your cock. begging for a fast, hard fuck and your jizz down my throat. you pulling my long legs round your waist, looking down at me as you tease me with the tip, making me beg louder, until you slam it into me, making me gasp, bite my lip til it feels like its going to bleed while you fuck me like a steam train, looking straight into my eyes before you cum all over my tits and feed it to me off your fingers. ;-) xxx
i just bring bitches home to share fucking why not she loves minge as much as i do
i doubt she'll change if she does then i'll tell her sort it out or i'm off that simple we communicate really well so it shouldn't be a problem
I call that feeling "the next day"
Just because I don't get plastered every weekend anymore doesn't mean I don't remember what it was like when I was doing it less than 2 years ago.
well I can't speak from experience on marriage because why the hell would I do something like that, but I have to imagine it's a similar feeling of dread and regret.
iFisted
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Originally Posted by maks
Maks on fire with the words of wisdom in this threadQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
i bet you could get angry about how much the military pays you
Marriage was a way to force the concept of love down our throats after it essentially died with ChristQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
And for most people, for the longest time, it did more good than harm. now it may really not be needed at our point in social evolution, marriage may be going the way of the nuclear family and the dodo, but in reality marriage will become an indicator of status, with welathy people more likely to be married - particularly with many spouses over a lifetime, all for relatively short amounts of time.
how much do they pay you? supposedly you're "not supposed to fraternize" maybe thats just in the guard or something, but almost every female is knocked-up and engaged with a soldier male before she's even outta boot campQuote:
Originally Posted by jon
and the vast, vast majority of non-appr. funds is spent on nannys
i've been out for about 5 years & they still pay me now - i can't possibly complain about that! :-DQuote:
Originally Posted by jon
agree,d, enforcement of the patriarchy+prolonnging lack of awareness in le PEasantry/teh contiuniation of monarchy=mostly good. Mate.
are you high
bumping this thread because i enjoy being fisted what of it
you've earned it
she drew blood... i loved it!
sure did (along with the chocolate bar she'd lost up there...)
she wants to take photos next time for her to wank over...
...WANKER!
ive met some pretty kinky girls, some of them were softcore kinky who did shit like like the inside of my ear (wtf??)
others wanted to do butt sex and genital piercing and weird shit and i was like "get out of my house"
these girls think i'm going to take a needle to the penis to prove my commitment to them or something, they can fuck off.
I've met some girls who have pierced and tortured their clit so many times that it looks like its about to fall right off
my missus removed all her piercings when she had kids never bothered putting them back in i'm glad it's not something i'm overly keen on
a few piercings in the face is alright with me, and some chicks i like it when they have their nipples pierced,
but overdoing it is way too easy, especially with shit like clit piercings. Most girls have really ugly vaginas and piercing their junk only draws attention to that fact
missus had nipples & clit fuck that i think they just get in the way
and belly button piercings are only attractive when the girl has a stellar body or abs to begin with
vaginas are only attractive when they're really tight looking and their pussy lips are nice and plump and contain all the stuffing
some girls have really nasty meat flaps / bat wings that hang down like 2 inches. Have to bang those ones in the dark and plug my nose
definitely don't draw attention to anything less than perfect that's foolishness!
A girl with piercings and tattoos is an attention whore and that is a girl I can do without.
no tattoos (yet) i don't like many tattoos on girls but yeah she loves attention
in order to be worthy of my attention a woman must not seek it
i always say that when i'm fucking ugly chicks
tattoos are a major turn off,
i dont see the need to turn yourself into a human billboard i just dont get it
It's not about looks, it's about confidence. Girls who are good looking and know it are less likely to pierce or tattoo themselves because they know they'll get attention based on their own merits.Quote:
Originally Posted by siburke939
Yeah, when I see tattoos I think 'biker' or 'truck driver', not anyone I'd like to fuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs