ever had a paranormal experience?

I <3 ruby

oh jeez another succubus to fight off

What is stompleb's name?

I <3 u ruby

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

oh jeez another succubus to fight off

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so ruby when you come to the USA grandma wife and me decided we want to take you out to dinner before you go hook up with several people i will most likely end up punching in the face after i get about 4 drinks in me, we were thinking maybe Carlos?

(google it, Carlos Roanoke)

Ruby... I wish i was your sister.

damn!

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Originally Posted by maks

What is stompleb's name?

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here is the note I wrote down, please note that this is not betraying to him or doxxing since I just wrote down a name I heard in a dream, and of course finding out someones name from a dream is impossible, so I'm not doing anything bad, also pedos dont deserve rights so theres that too
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n.jpg~original

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Originally Posted by Cody

so ruby when you come to the USA grandma wife and me decided we want to take you out to dinner before you go hook up with several people i will most likely end up punching in the face after i get about 4 drinks in me, we were thinking maybe Carlos?

(google it, Carlos Roanoke)

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ok but only after obama is out of office so I dont get arrested at the airport

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Ruby... I wish i was your sister.

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are you fucked up enough to fuck ur brother?

No

are you fucked up enough to not tell anyone if you got raped by your brother?

Not quite... cracked open another bottle of firestone.

Firestone DBA

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

here is the note I wrote down, please note that this is not betraying to him or doxxing since I just wrote down a name I heard in a dream, and of course finding out someones name from a dream is impossible, so I'm not doing anything bad, also pedos dont deserve rights so theres that too
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n.jpg~original

ok but only after obama is out of office so I dont get arrested at the airport

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lol holy shit remember that juggernaut guy that really sucked? his name is talon larson :rofl: they keep it in th efamily i guess

as for the dinner thing, well if we get to take our trip to europe like we want to maybe you can show me a good place near you, we'll down some scottish eggs with ketchup and drink a few pints then get some real food.

I'll take you to an indian restaurant and we can bash pakis together

also talon is a badass first name, shame about the posts

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

I'll take you to an indian restaurant and we can bash pakis together

also talon is a badass first name, shame about the posts

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ruby are scottish eggs really like ascottish thing? its a hardboiled egg with sausage encasing it thats fried. ironically the only place i ever saw that served them was the claddagh irish pub in indianapolis indiana..

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Originally Posted by Cody

ruby are scottish eggs really like ascottish thing? its a hardboiled egg with sausage encasing it thats fried. ironically the only place i ever saw that served them was the claddagh irish pub in indianapolis indiana..

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wow i cant eat that

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

wow i cant eat that

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no its good, the egg is peeled lol. and its country mild sausage. but they are heavy on your stomach you dont want to eat more than 2.

I have never heard of this """""""scottish egg"""""""""""""""

I wish dp would make me some eggs one day

laced with poison.

cody is walmart as fuck and thinks they're called scottish eggs; it's scotch egg

still couldn't eat it if I tried...

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Originally Posted by StompleB

cody is walmart as fuck and thinks they're called scottish eggs; it's scotch egg

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same god damned difference faggot

hope you have an appetite for the exotic, because here come some france toasts

http://i.imgur.com/6Shf0pZ.jpg

git er done, americaroni and cheese!

larry the cable guy went to town
a-riding in a chevy
stuck a cigarette in his cap
and called it macaroni

not vegan

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http://i.imgur.com/6Shf0pZ.jpg

git er done, americaroni and cheese!

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you do realize larry paid a guy 300 dollars to eat a armadillo turd on tv right?

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I have had a few "supernatural" experiences related to lucid dreaming

most impressive was when I had a dream that someone was trying to kill me and the police told me who it was and when I woke up I wrote it down as a joke to see if there was anyone funny irl with that name and I googled it and didnt find anything interesting but when I told it to m0nde he was like that is StompleBs name that I had never consciously read before so I literally divined stomples name from a dream and of course I probably just scrolled past it being posted in a thread or something but it is nice to think I can psychically stalk people with my dreams

I have experienced the classic "old hag attack" where I saw a zombiefied version of my sister leaning over my bed choking me accompanied by shadowy figures outside my window watching and a suffocating sensation, but I had already read about such an experience (probably why I and everyone else sees a haggard woman (hi lisa) attacking them, hearing about that happening to other people) and knew it wasnt real so just kept calm and managed to sit up, and I remember some movie playing on the tv I left on about a jewish girl in modern times coming to terms with the holocaust lmao, so it was probably literally jewish brainwashing rays trying to get me

I have had other hallucinations when not paralyzed, like seeing ghostly big-ass spiders crawling on my walls, which is odd since I'm not afraid of spiders or anything, and once I put my hand out to try and touch one of them and it just phased through my hand and disappeared, the only time this has startled me was when I saw one abseiling down onto my chest and I bolted out of bed out of reflex, and once I woke up and saw a gargoyle perched ontop of my bookshelf looking down at me, but I knew it wasnt real so I just closed my eyes and went back to sleep

and within dreams I have had some weird experiences where dream characters have done a pretty good job of convincing me they are autonomous entities, or other people entering my dreams, and given me some legitimately great advice that has helped me in real life, and I have dreamt of taylor swift telling me she's a succubus and if I cum inside her I can be pet in hell when I die lmao, and a few weeks ago I had a dream where I got slashed with two blades in the stomach and when it woke me up it still hurt a bit and when I looked down I had these red lines on my stomach in the exact same place as my dream wounds, and they're still there, but they are definitely from the way I sit at my computer, the way the skin on my stomach folds up, and I've seen this shit on other people who spend a lot of time at the computer, but I had never noticed it before so it freaked me out a lil and just now I had a freak out where I looked down at them but they were gone but then they actually faded back in after keeping my stomach flat for a few seconds so I guess blood has to flow through the skin for the crease to show or whatever

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yeah i have the spider thing a lot too, something to do with sleep paralysis or waking up suddenly

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along I95 near fredericksburg maybe 12 years ago there is this church right off a little backwater exit, i went there with an ex gf of mine because she wante to make charcoal rubbings of the masonic grave cap things, not headstones, full lenght. anyways i got bored and there was this wellhousoe looking thing witha padlock on the louverd vent doors on it, so naturallyu i ripped it open and wheni did and looked inside there was a steel ladder going down maybe 25 feet and several pipes i could see ran along a concrete corridor, well suddenly the clock in the church started ringing but i knew it was only about 10:15 am cause i had just looked at my watch. Becky and i looked at each other and were like oh shit we are busted, and we ran for my MX-3 (garfield this is why you want one) by the time we got to it there were 4 tolls, i started it up and hit the gas so hard backing out i did an accidental switchblade (thats a 180) in th egravel parking lot, and hailed ass out of there, there was a steep as fuck hill leading back out the driveway and down to the main road which i had to slow down a bit for but by the time i hit the main road the bells hat tolled 12 times.

i have another but this is already tl;dr

scared both of us really bad.

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haha nice one

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Originally Posted by dadadan

some rich guy died and had like a roman amphitheater built over his dead ass in a cemetery here me and my friends used to get drunk and do drugs in it and we'd see ghosts all the time

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can you post a picture from google maps?

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

here is the note I wrote down, please note that this is not betraying to him or doxxing since I just wrote down a name I heard in a dream, and of course finding out someones name from a dream is impossible, so I'm not doing anything bad, also pedos dont deserve rights so theres that too
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n.jpg~original

was disabling all your startup items part of the dream?

ok but only after obama is out of office so I dont get arrested at the airport



are you fucked up enough to fuck ur brother?

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

can you post a picture from google maps?

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do u think im lying rootbeer everything i post is 999999% true

https://maps.google.com/?ll=40.13028...00871&t=h&z=21

fuck this shit. *marks thread read*

FUCK OMELETES YOUYWRHGFSDGHOU HDGOHLKJGJKHDLKG FUCK THEM. come to my house and have my awesome chicken eggs we feed them very very healthy products and their eggs are 10x tastier than farm factory egg shit, you wanna try? ORGANIC EGGS!??!?! noway... you cant handle the flavor...

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Originally Posted by maks

FUCK OMELETES YOUYWRHGFSDGHOU HDGOHLKJGJKHDLKG FUCK THEM. come to my house and have my awesome chicken eggs we feed them very very healthy products and their eggs are 10x tastier than farm factory egg shit, you wanna try? ORGANIC EGGS!??!?! noway... you cant handle the flavor...

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i bet if he tried a quail egg at a sushi bar he'd have an aneurysm

noway... he cant handle the flavor...

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Originally Posted by maks

noway... he cant handle the flavor...

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does he even lift bro?

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Originally Posted by dadadan

do u think im lying rootbeer everything i post is 999999% true

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no i just wanted to see the structure out of curiosity