why is elz single what women could say no to that
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why is elz single what women could say no to that
because any respectable woman would call the authorities on his behaviorQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
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It was ruby who made a post about elz's pepperesque lifestyle
However Madeline is ugliest than Lisa and cag
cag fantsy number 213,
in this fantasy she some how unlocks the master lock i put on her chains, and sneaks up from my basement, i am watching tv in the other room and i hear a soft clop clop in the other room, i stand up slowly peaking around the corner, and spot her trying to sneak out the back door, i spring out and yell CAG are WE GONNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY OR THE EASY WAY,,, she whispers the hard way,,, i then bum rush her knocking her small stripper body to the floor and then i pick her up and thorw her down the basement stairs, i rush down the stairs after her, grab her by her hair and drag her back to the wall i had her chained too, smashing her face into the wall, and re locking the lock, i throw a couple new locks on her chains for good mesure,,,
lol
you know for the record if we were all to hang out wed probably get along pretty well, i just want to say that if i ever won the lottery i would buy every one of you a ticket to cags house so we could all sit around and have our turns with her until jizz was bubbling out of her ears
why can't you make one post towards a female that doesn't have to do with them being a soul in a female body? fucking fuckQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
don't get this stuff at fjs
Isnt elz one of the 4 posters at fjs
But i guess there are no girls there for him to creep so that makes sense
camoron is enfuriated by all of us "disgusting men" dvancing and caroosing his lady
Caboosing my lady
Nice caboose bro
caroosing, you know like hitting on her
who do you think will die next in my avatar my bet is on macaulay culkin
rest in peace fjs, at least you're not rubynet though
Carroooosing. Just drove this drunk home and he grabbed my breasts.
cag fantasy 345
cag and me are chatting on skype one night, talking about seph and the jeers bar sub forum, when suddenly, she hears a knock on her door, she tells me she has to answer it and she'll be right back,cag hoof's it over to the door and opens it, it's stomple bane, stomple bane has found her house, in a very low monotone voice, he says, I DO THIS FOR THE LATKA PEOPLE (latka is a type of potato pankae jews eat) he then whips out a huge purple eggplant(just like the one cag shoved in her pussy hole for speh on skype) and beats her to death with it, all the while i am hearing the sounds of stomple murdering cag with an eggplant and furislouy masterbaiting the entire time, i hear stomple close the door shut and i type 3 letters into the skype chat box,,,, lol,
beat to death with eggplants.
carousing
I've got the worst fucking hangover today. Wow it feels like spinal meningitus.
and just how to you know what that feels like?
spinal meningitis has got her down
Quote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
What the fuck.
Stop being an alcoholic or you'll wind up like ashley and have to fuck old bald guys you meet off the internet
Why use the internet when I can fuck old bald guys I meet irl
fuck me and rootbeer on cam
drinking makes your hair turn gray faster cag
Don't give a shit. Maybe people will stop calling me "kid"
unfortunately being degraded is part of being a stripper
when i go to the local stripclub i like to teach them useful life skills like how to read
How selfless of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
Garfield, savior of the damned.
garfield, lives in a strip club cause pussy always around him
i am gods gift to women
G - great looking
A - asshole, but only enough to still be cute (girls like that stuff)
R - relentless orgasm giver
F - funniest poster award 2009
I - intelligent
E - extra cute
L - lover of the women race
D - dick is a little above average sized
i hate y fuckin life
cag fantasy 891
i am on a very important bussiness trip to the west coast to talk to a wind farm millionaire about automating his big ass wind farm fan's, we have a couple drinks at a bussiness dinner and decide to head on over to a little dive of a strip club, we get a table right up front, order a couple of drinks, the swamry dj announces Please welcome to the stage
CAT AVATAR GUY,, and starts playing this song
a midget of a women with an atoms apple comes out on stage, OH MY GOD IT'S CAG FROM THE INTERENT i say in my mind, because i don't want to embarrass myself in front of the wind farm millonare, but little do i know that he's screaming in his head OH MY GOD IT'S MY DAUGHTER, and does not want to embarrass himself in front of me, because his daughter is a whore, cag tries to avoid eye contact with her dad, i pull out a 20 dollar bill and hold it up to the stage, she slinks over to our table, keeping her head down the entire way, she comes over and does some half hearted pelvic thursts in me and her dads general direction, i pull the 20 dollars closer to me so she has to bend down to get it, as shes grabbing the money, i whisper CAG,,,,