Things Lisa is very bad at

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Originally Posted by Wendy <3

https://i.imgur.com/wYww4G6.png

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lmao

I wonder what it would take to make that picture the #1 result on google images for 'middle aged lesbian'

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Originally Posted by maxgoldberg

those are sennheisers.. about a decade old though.

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sennheisers see the best

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Originally Posted by Battery Bits

Um yes.

When have you ever fucking seen me?

I’m 41 and people always say I look younger

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Do they tell you this while you're in the waiting room to see your psychiatrist or something? People always tell you that you're fat and ugly, yet you don't believe them for some reason

Like you can talk

I'm ugly and fat is why you were trying to cyber me and made sexual advances on me for weeks? You do pick really ugly guys like toothless junkies and elderly child molesters, so maybe you're right :lipstick:

i breaks my heart seeing two pals fighting

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Originally Posted by Wendy <3

I'm ugly and fat is why you were trying to cyber me and made sexual advances on me for weeks? You do pick really ugly guys like toothless junkies and elderly child molesters, so maybe you're right :lipstick:

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Now you’re just delusional

You asked to see can cram 2 NUMEROUS times

I asked to see your dick ONCE

I’m just not a fucking retard spazz about it

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Originally Posted by Battery Bits

Now you’re just delusional

You asked to see can cram 2 NUMEROUS times

I asked to see your dick ONCE

I’m just not a fucking retard spazz about it

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how come you nevwr asked to see my girl dick? :(

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Originally Posted by internutt

how come you nevwr asked to see my girl dick? :(

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You’ve never been real with me

the real is a desert...

what i offer you is far more ahem pleasurable than the real...

If you want to show me your dick I guess you can

I see no harm

Dicks all round

im a girl i dont have a dick

Ok