i'm moving to dallas

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Originally Posted by sex with dead people

I would've kept the dead babies and sold them in jars on ebay

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one time we were cleaning out the office and found a giant box full of jars with 2nd trimester fetuses in them under the sink. It was so disgusting because they used pure formaldehyde in the jars instead of diluting it so it hurt our eyes and smelled horrible.

one time we aborted a 3rd trimester fetus on accident (3rd trimesters are illegal to abort)

if you don't use pure formaldehyde then the babbies will attract mice

I have way too many abortion stories

I keep my semen in a jar...

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

if you don't use pure formaldehyde then the babbies will attract mice

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those jars were supposed to be sent out to be destroyed so we were confused as to why they were under the sink.

your job is fucking gross terror thansk for sharing

well you can ask me or you can ask swdp, the chances are pretty low that we have the same reason

few things are more versatile than dead babbys in jars

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Originally Posted by cbarry

your job is fucking gross terror thansk for sharing

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I don't work there anymore, I'm a teacher now.

Teach me how to kill an unborn baby the easiest way without killing the mother.

put abortion pills in her food/drink obv

psst - slippery elm

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Originally Posted by terror baby

I don't work there anymore, I'm a teacher now.

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Lisa was a teacher, you prolly will be one of the retarded psychos in the future.

I don't have access to baby murdering pills.

I meant for times when I see some preggo woman in a store or walking down the street.

shove a slippery elm branch up her cervix hole

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

shove a slippery elm branch up her cervix hole

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do you give it a wiggle when its in there?

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Originally Posted by terror baby

I only held the vac for the surgeon and got the jar out of the vac for fetus inspection, didn't get to stick it in any vagines
sometimes I got to do fetus inspections but I'd rather not because that shit smells bad.

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describe the smell

did you know that the human body turns aspartame into formaldehyde

don't drink diet sodas

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Originally Posted by jon

did you know that the human body turns aspartame into formaldehyde

don't drink diet sodas

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Thanks, Mr. Jon

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Originally Posted by jon

did you know that the human body turns aspartame into formaldehyde

don't drink diet sodas

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so diet soda causes cancer?

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Originally Posted by terror baby

I don't work there anymore, I'm a teacher now.

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I am Doctor Remulak.

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Originally Posted by cbarry

so diet soda causes cancer?

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it can

jon can you make this my picture name if you're not too busy? http://i.imgur.com/5hUKK.gif

God I love that new avatar, Barry.

lol so i dunno who knows this but texas is now pretty much abortion-free and a bunch of planned parenthoods shut down so cancer titties probably is unemployed and may even have left the state

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i'm going to move to colorado as soon as i get money saved up for moving, ive got a good friend who lives down there

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