Lisa, Dear Lisa

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Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla

Frankly I've had enough of those guys, I hope they stay here and leave Lisa alone

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you tell those no good cyberbullies wtf is up!!

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Originally Posted by SMEvaK

I think it's obvious she's made a nest at our place and won't come back to you guys. But with the kind of history you guys share with her it would be rude to not at least come by and let her know you haven't forgot about her. That would be a tragedy.

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ok you can leave now

Dick is a good guy, Rich. Tuck. is also a decent fellow.
A real homoerotic friendship I can see forming.

toddle pop jolly good.

A spoonful of sugar?

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Originally Posted by maks

ok you can leave now

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We don't want to. This place is nice and has 100% less Lisa.

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Originally Posted by Richard Tucker

We don't want to. This place is nice and has 100% less Lisa.

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:no: It's depressing... :no:

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Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla

Frankly I've had enough of those guys, I hope they stay here and leave Lisa alone

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She's a great poster and gorgeous too!

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Originally Posted by Raw Ketchup

She's a great poster and gorgeous too!

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I have always secretly wanted to mash my face into lisa's pussy and get a stanky brown smear on the bridge of my nose

You really should join THAT OTHER place, everyone tries to spit game at her.

Save some brown smear for the rest of us!

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Originally Posted by SMEvaK

Save some brown smear for the rest of us!

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They are threatened by her intellect and because she's a strong woman.

So the guy that fucked her that she said had a swamp baby...is this the same guy who she told us flew out to Australia, then begged her to come back to the states and bought her an apartment? She said he begged and begged for her to come here but...I'm finding something different.

Could you elaborate?

I'm jealous of that guy... I want to be able to score such high grade cunt.

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Originally Posted by Richard Tucker

So the guy that fucked her that she said had a swamp baby...is this the same guy who she told us flew out to Australia, then begged her to come back to the states and bought her an apartment? She said he begged and begged for her to come here but...I'm finding something different.

Could you elaborate?

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He was a virgin nerd, he was fat, arrogant, and incredibly dumb to fly over there. He bought her an ipad, diamonds, a muffler for her car, and wouldn't leave for a few months. Imagine having a fat sweaty freak move into your home continually try to fuck you all the time, buy you a bunch of crap, and expect sex for it.

she finally had to kick him out.

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Originally Posted by Caggles

He was a virgin nerd, he was fat, arrogant, and incredibly dumb to fly over there. He bought her an ipad, diamonds, a muffler for her car, and wouldn't leave for a few months. Imagine having a fat sweaty freak move into your home continually try to fuck you all the time, buy you a bunch of crap, and expect sex for it.

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Isn't that called marriage?

I guess if he's buying me a muffler he's gonna get some of this ass.

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Originally Posted by Caggles

He was a virgin nerd, he was fat, arrogant, and incredibly dumb to fly over there. He bought her an ipad, diamonds, a muffler for her car, and wouldn't leave for a few months. Imagine having a fat sweaty freak move into your home continually try to fuck you all the time, buy you a bunch of crap, and expect sex for it.

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Well...did she put out?

I think I know the answer, but humor me, please.

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Originally Posted by Richard Tucker

Well...did she put out?

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She tried very hard to, who wouldn't like getting free shit?

I can personally verify, I have never turned down a free anything.
Especially beatings and meth usage.

Did those calls you posted have anything to do with that meat-up? Someone said that guy was phone cucked.

no one can tame lisa's wild heart

Sadly, i believe you.

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Originally Posted by Caggles

no one can tame lisa's wild heart

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That won't stop us from trying. I think she'll swoon when she sees how much effort we made to find some old friends and try to get to know her better. Chicks like that sort of stuff. It shows we care.

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Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla

If Lisa comes back here I'm coming with her. She's the best thing to happen to SM in years.

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Hell yeah.

Hai guize!

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Originally Posted by NotFromSuperMensa

Drats! You found us and our secret lair of inflatable bath tubs.

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Fuck. Goddamn, you dropped the ball on that one.

who on your forum is posting icp lyrics?