ITT post proof that plug drugs is the stupidest motherfucker who's ever posted here

do your "customers" give you a quarter and tell you not to spend it all in one place?

your customer, whos actually your grandmother

don't you live with your grandmother

no

what are you going to do when everybody in generation Y is old enough to be in the management position, and they all realize that hiring somebody to install excel is the dumbest fucking thing they've ever heard of, and everyone just does it themselves and you're out of a job?

What are you gonna do when lisa turns 75 and you turn 27?

"will install excel 4 food"

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

what are you going to do when everybody in generation Y is old enough to be in the management position, and they all realize that hiring somebody to install excel is the dumbest fucking thing they've ever heard of, and everyone just does it themselves and you're out of a job?

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yes lets give everyone in the office administrator access and let them install their own software instead of pushing it out centrally from the server

said no one never

is that what you tell yourself to convince yourself that what you do is meaningful?

no that's how I dumb it down for people who have no concept of how things are done in a corporate environment

no, you're a parasite exploiting a shifting technology paradigm

"Install excel for a man and he'll make spreadsheets for a day, teach a man to install it himself and you lose yourself a very good business opportunity"
- Old Proverb

itt an unemployed cart pusher explaining to me how corporate infrastructure will be managed in the future

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

"Install excel for a man and he'll make spreadsheets for a day, teach a man to install it himself and you lose yourself a very good business opportunity"
- Old Proverb

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"push it out through group policy and you don't have to give some dipshit from accounting access to install whatever the hell he wants"

it'd be funny if you're pushing carts in 10 years because the whole sum of your job experience is deemed "worthless" by a future generation of tech-savvy employees and managers

yes I'm sure corporate america will embrace your idea of giving every single employee administrator access because that is brilliant and not naive and will end well.

is that how its going to pan out when you're trying to defend your job "come on, guys, what if those accountants install video games or something on their computers?" and then someone points out "we can save 60k a year if we cut this guy." "Done."

you sound like someone asking why cars can't run on water it actually hurts my head how clueless you are

you know in your heart you're expendable

unemployed junkie talking about 'expendable' itt

what's more depressing, a drug using egomaniac 21 year old who hasnt found his place in the world yet, or a 33 year old office worker who bangs fat chicks he meets at bars?

Niether, it's the 21 year old whose life is already over because he doesn't have the skills or the brains to ever make anything of himself

i could synthesize drugs and sell them to your kids?

I think we both know you won't make it to 30

drugs aren't dangerous, except to morons. You don't mix stimulants with other stimulants, you don't mix depressants with other depressants. I've become too good at it to die from it; I know the drugs I take down to their molecular structure and their exact pharmacology, pharmacokinetics, receptor affinity, half-lives, etc
In 300 years after technological advancement has eliminated all need for any labor, society will turn into a hedonistic drug-taking non-stop orgy :smug:

deaths from drug use (excluding alcohol, nicotine, and medical malpractice) are a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of the total number of deaths each year..

The average number of central nervous system depressants in the system of someone who died from opiate overdose is 2.7; it is highly improbable to overdose on opiates themselves. We're talking about major fuck-ups or intentional suicide; i.e., shooting a bag of H that had fentanyl analogues in it for increased effect; H spiked with some other garbage CNS depressants for potentiation, etc..

people like me (and there are a lot of them) sometime in their early teenage years looked up and saw that the life laid out before them consisted of navigating a maze of snobby pretentious twats and buying heaps of worthless plastic shit, so then they said "yeah fuck that, i'm getting high instead"

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In 300 years after technological advancement has eliminated all need for any labor

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Are you fucking advocating machine slavery so you sacks of shit can drown yourselves further in hedonism? The only drug humans will be doing in the future is the cyanide gas we'll pump into the holes you hide in.
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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

is that how its going to pan out when you're trying to defend your job "come on, guys, what if those accountants install video games or something on their computers?" and then someone points out "we can save 60k a year if we cut this guy." "Done."

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loll

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

drugs aren't dangerous, except to morons. You don't mix stimulants with other stimulants, you don't mix depressants with other depressants. I've become too good at it to die from it; I know the drugs I take down to their molecular structure and their exact pharmacology, pharmacokinetics, receptor affinity, half-lives, etc
In 300 years after technological advancement has eliminated all need for any labor, society will turn into a hedonistic drug-taking non-stop orgy :smug:

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Oh you're not going to OD, you're going to kill yourself. You already tried to a week ago.