Camoron's fake match.com 99 precent vampire girlfriend, thread where we discuss among other things on how he lies about his heig

if you troll me we are no longer friends

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Originally Posted by Camoron

cag, i have figuratively texted you over 9000 times today, and youve not replied, i am starting to tnink that youre a huge cunt

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oh god here we go

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

oh god here we go

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lol, only kidding, m8 ;]

no he isnt

not even a little

bumping this thread to update u all, i watched true blood last night because she loves that show and im trying to see if i could watch it with her, it was very gay and i was falling asleep

sex

this forum put me to sleep last night

the amount of sex offended my judeo chrsitian values

sex

please ban me, for the love of god, I was supposed to go racecar driving today, but unfortuantely i am blind IRL (little known fact) and they told me they do not let blind people drive racecars, i told them why not, i am perfectly capable of making a pereptual left turn, they told me it was far too dangerous, so instead i am just going to be driven around the track by Dale Earnhardt Jr. I paid 5000 dollars for this and i dont even want to go. Frankly, I am pissed. :mad:

i wish i had redneck parents who bought me stupid shit

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Originally Posted by Camoron

bumping this thread to update u all, i watched true blood last night because she loves that show and im trying to see if i could watch it with her, it was very gay and i was falling asleep

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that scene where eric tries to glamor the mayor or whatever and hes like nope.jpg was badass

also I wanted jessica to feed off of that prostitute

ya ruby what else happened in your middle aged lady soap opera

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

that scene where eric tries to glamor the mayor or whatever and hes like nope.jpg was badass

also I wanted jessica to feed off of that prostitute

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idk what youre talking about i only watched the first episode