I heard my cat fart

And he kept asking everyday

What's your thing with rootbeer anyway?

So he married what he called his "back up plan", she knew he called her that too and still said yes, I have no sympathy for those two. They deserved each other.

he bought a ring

for debbies

I know because she said yes.

He told me he just didn't want to be alone.

He was desperate to be married... see I'm not like that, I like to be alone so it has to be something special to make me want to give that up.

Also being so much older I had already had lots of relationships and rootbeer hadn't had any yet at that time. And I told him he should date a few women first. But no he was dead set on getting married so he even had a "back up plan" aka Debbie.

What a douche for stealing my hair idea

"rainbow hair"
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definitely your idear there boo

Yeah but I told him I wanted my hair like that

The internet stole all my ideas

Now that donnys dead you can finally marry rootbeer and settle down

Yeah!

Darren proposed to me last night via text message. I didn't say yes.

That's really swell. I hope you and darrel are really happy

Lol

I don't know about him. I'm not going to marry him.

But I got enough on my plate. I don't love him.

everyone just wants to marry old man lisa these days

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Originally Posted by Battery Bits

I'd care but I wouldn't feel the loss like I do with Donny. I never loved rootbeer. We were friends and I cared but I also stopped caring when the shit went down like it did. I never stopped caring about Donny and I always felt more for him than anyone else.

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U literally just used rootbeer for his gifts. Filth.

Seriously cant wait for the mental gymnastics of lisaa bullshit edcuses

Tim is a moron.