i gotta crush on lisa tee hee

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Originally Posted by cbarry

taking drugs, pushing trollies, falling in love with skanky ugly sluts that want to fuck any guy thay can get their hands on on the interenet... living the dream

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no-one wants to fuck you, you still live with your parents and make up lies about either your age or that you worked at mcdonlads when you were 12, at best you can get a fat retard chick who is so ugly you can't even get it up which even then I suspect is a lie because you also then tried to say you got her pregnant but came on her backfat

fact is you're an idiot who makes up a lot of rubbish idiot lies and stories, and no-one wants to fuck you, you project your failed life frustrations ontop people who you don;t even know in a forum where you are the living joke at

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Originally Posted by cbarry

how many diseases would you contract? you do know 20% of the people out there have herpes.. enjoy brah nothign to be proud of being a slut or a manwhore.
also if youre so smart why you pushin trollies bro?
you workin on a degree to get you a career or what

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sure, 20% of people everywhere, but thats like 2% of people in northern minnesota, the land of more women than men; there's more hot blonde-haired blue-eyed girls here per capita than scandinavia, and quite a few of them have jumped on my dick

plug you are so pathetic in a pit of your own failure that theres really no point in insulting ya man, hope you enjoy pretending to be smart and never getting into an actual career working dead end jobs forever.
yours truly, aguywhoisbetteringhimself

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

sure, 20% of people everywhere, but thats like 2% of people in northern minnesota, the land of more women than men; there's more hot blonde-haired blue-eyed girls here per capita than scandinavia, and quite a few of them have jumped on my dick

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whores

if hes telling part truth they were probably ugly as fuck or drug fucked and he raped htem

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Originally Posted by juji

you didn't answer my question

do you agree living alone is hard? Y/N

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I've been engaged twice, spent most of my life living with someone

I now live alone and have done so for over 5 years now and now it is something I would have trouble giving up, I love living alone.... that doesn't mean I don;t get lonely sometimes but I love my own space now, a lot, in fact I think I need it

clicking view post is a chore, not reading this one lisa

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Originally Posted by juji

whores

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lol

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Originally Posted by LISAAAAAAAAAAH!

I've been engaged twice, spent most of my life living with someone

I now live alone and have done so for over 5 years now and now it is something I would have trouble giving up, I love living alone.... that doesn't mean I don;t get lonely sometimes but I love my own space now, a lot, in fact I think I need it

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yes or no?

tell yourself whatever you want mate; i am constantly working to better myself in ways you haven't even thought of yet.
With a heavy prescription to amphetamine as my weapon, I have crammed a decades worth of education into my brain during just 2 years.. this isn't a convenient delusion of mine, this is a fact which i encourage you test me on in any way that you can.
I have done more as a human being in the past several years than you have in your entire life

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

tell yourself whatever you want mate; i am constantly working to better myself in ways you haven't even thought of yet.
With a heavy prescription to amphetamine as my weapon, I have crammed a decades worth of education into my brain during just 2 years.. this isn't a convenient delusion of mine, this is a fact which i encourage you test me on in any way that you can.
I have done more as a human being in the past several years than you have in your entire life

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Are you still on the debt? i'm sure you have the debt because you refused to comment about that

i want you to find some weakness in me tim, find anything you can, please, expose it, and inflate it, so i can repair it and make myself stronger, give me everything you've got

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Originally Posted by juji

Are you still on the debt? i'm sure you have the debt because you refused to comment about that

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no i'm not in debt, no student loans, no car payments, nothing

fuck

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i want you to find some weakness in me tim, find anything you can, please, expose it, and inflate it, so i can repair it and make myself stronger, give me everything you've got

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youre a drug addled faggot who thinks too highly of himself.
act like you do now in 10 years when you accomplish something, otherwise pipe the fuck down and be normal.

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Originally Posted by juji

yes or no?

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I forget the question

are you going to steal my identity now and take out a huge loan in my name or something???

Yes maybe you guys should all expose it and inflate it

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

no i'm not in debt, no student loans, no car payments, nothing

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It makes me wonder how much do you spend for the drugs? i don't know if you make drugs or you consume drugs

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Originally Posted by cbarry

youre a drug addled faggot who thinks too highly of himself.
act like you do now in 10 years when you accomplish something, otherwise pipe the fuck down and be normal.

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i have all the personal sense of accomplishment i need

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Originally Posted by juji

It makes me wonder how much do you spend for the drugs? i don't know if you make drugs or you consume drugs

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maybe i'm a total dope fiend who doesn't take out any loans or get in debt because the only thing i've ever wanted can only be bought in cold hard cash?
Or maybe i'm dealing the dope and paid off all those debts and loans with illegitimate money?
sure is a mystery

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

are you going to steal my identity now and take out a huge loan in my name or something???

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Possibly because i can look up your ISP which has database of customers to find the registered MAC, then i get your real info

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Originally Posted by cbarry

faggot who thinks too highly of himself.
act like you do now in 10 years when you accomplish something, otherwise pipe the fuck down and be normal.

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I could have sworn this is what I was telling you

what are you even posting about tim? You have nothing about yourself that's real or worth posting

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i have all the personal sense of accomplishment i need

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the power of drugs

lol

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Originally Posted by LISAAAAAAAAAAH!

I forget the question

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I see, it proves your behavior is complicated on the jobs, i doubt if they wouldn't hire you.

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Originally Posted by juji

I see, it proves your behavior is complicated on the jobs, i doubt if they wouldn't hire you.

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LOL

I be "complicated on the jobs"

you're right

that's so my problem

is there rly any doubt left that juji is elz

shh

again this is no longer a comedy forum


anyway I'll chime in right quick pretty sure I'm dating lisa and ob now y'all best put it in reverse

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Originally Posted by LISAAAAAAAAAAH!

I've been engaged twice, spent most of my life living with someone

I now live alone and have done so for over 5 years now and now it is something I would have trouble giving up, I love living alone.... that doesn't mean I don;t get lonely sometimes but I love my own space now, a lot, in fact I think I need it

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what if you choke on your food or fall down and break you leg what are you going to do? die, thats what.

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Originally Posted by Camoron

what if you choke on your food or fall down and break you leg what are you going to do? die, thats what.

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youre saying that like its a bad thing

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Originally Posted by Camoron

what if you choke on your food or fall down and break you leg what are you going to do? die, thats what.

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yes at some point I will die

you will too whether you're alone or not

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Originally Posted by steveyos

again this is no longer a comedy forum


anyway I'll chime in right quick pretty sure I'm dating lisa and ob now y'all best put it in reverse

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lol

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Originally Posted by cbarry

youre saying that like its a bad thing

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i dont want her to die before i get a chance to rape an d muder her

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Originally Posted by Camoron

i dont want her to die before i get a chance to rape an d muder her

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you used to be nice and funny

then you got shitty

and now you want come back and be a retard

there should be a club of you

the fucking rape and murder Lisa retards

Now listen to me right now, I was NEVER funny. You got that?

you can just stop your aggression and unecessary use of capitals

just as long as we're clear that i have never been and never will be funny

you look funny