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gross. :(
filth
yes filth. having to read it and listen to that elton john song left me emotionally scarred, spiraling me deeper into alcoholism.
hold me closer tiny dancer
aaasdtgsh
excuse me while i fucking weep softly in the shower.
k
count the headlights on the highway
excuse me while i kiss this guy
everyone sings that shit alloud when it get's to the "you already know" and it's annoying as fuck
cag ;]
*marks thread read*
marking a thread read doesnt actualy do anything if youve already read its last page
IN MY MIND IT DOES. Don't fuck with my warped reality it's all I have to survive/.
seeth
*seethe*
It has an e. I checked on google. Admire my honesty.
youre a fucking idiot
my epic fantasy
I can think of a ween song for this occaison.
my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat
i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands
she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor
i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day
Oh my fucking god. Never reading another Monde post again!
Final Cag Fantasy X: The Epic Skype Troll
My cag fantasy would be watching her take 1 in the pink and 2 in the stink all at the same time.
if she face sat you while stomple gave her the poon jabby, you'd get pink eye
This thread is so sexually arousing I can't take it
im climbing an icy mountain using needle-nose pliers to pull myself up the slippery face and then i look up and cag is already at the top and she smiles and waveing and she throws down a rope to pull me up but the rope comes down and i see it writheing around and it is in fact a big giant land planarian but i like those guys so i grab onto the planarians head but instead it wraps around my waste and hoists me up to cag and i see the top of the mountain and she has made a campfire and she has all these little songbirds staked on sticks and i help her to roast the birds, feathers and all over the fire and she bits the birds head off and all this sand spills out of the birds neck, like 100s of gallons of sand and it keeps coming out until all the ice is covered by it and we are sitting on a giant sand dune and we start singing ween songs and we're like bobbing back and forth to the music and then i have to go so i take a pair of scissors and cut from cag a length of her hair and i grasp the lock of hair tightly and close my eyes and think about the tropics and the hair begins pulling me up into the sky and it's liftign me up until i am floating and i glide on the wind until i am over the tropics and i let the hair go one strand at a time so i float gently down to the islands below
cag fantasy 614
i get hit in the head with a bowling ball, and get serious brain damage, my speech center is affected, and i can only say Cag, Cag and i have to go though the rest of my life pointing at things saying cag in different pitches
timmay
pics pllz