taking bets on how long til I get laid

The more the merrier I always say

I'll go get a biscuit, you'll love this game

This girl just messaged ne if my real name wad my profile name like really jesus Christ

So whats the over under for this weekend

69/420

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

stick your own weener up your ass

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thats pretty presumptuous thinking my ass is a virgin

maybe I'll go to the bar and see if I cant get laid :magpi:

I went to a bar once...

i like teh idea of a bunch of retarded idiots staring at a vagina picture for 50000 hours trying to puzle together the mystery of the thong or the vagina,

My desktop background is a vagina

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

i like teh idea of a bunch of retarded idiots staring at a vagina picture for 50000 hours trying to puzle together the mystery of the thong or the vagina,

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ok im officially callign it, seeing as i could have gotten laid tongiht but the only thing stoping me was the lack of a place to do it, i am calling this one off ;]

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

stop trying to pick up trashy sluts and go for respectable women you share an interest with, and soon the trashy sluts realize the error of their ways when they no longer have people like you lined up for them, but by then you realize that what drew you to the trashy sluts was all clown make-up... smoke and mirrors

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plgu drugs givign advice on not pikciing trashy sluts

http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/im...ine=1375226242

I'm going to kill you irl, Rustan

Mission accomplished

Twice

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Originally Posted by cag,

I'm going to kill you irl, Rustan

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t hank you

:whew:

camoron if this new trend of you thinking getting laid si cool please remove me from steam and refrain from visitng fjs c

because this is sadder than minecraft and worse-than-minecrafts

like seriously marco gets pussy dude, it's not a fucking big deal, females are horrible, why are you so happy about it, why are you so stupid, you better still only be like 15

I'm playing up my life for lauffz

I dont actually care. Or do I???

Ilu Josh :)

fuck a dog

Ilu stevey

whoa whoa whoa you guys this is all too much.

I'll tek you what was too much. My dik lollll