Cool imaginary boyfriend story, I wear magnum large condoms in real lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa
Cool imaginary boyfriend story, I wear magnum large condoms in real lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa
Meanwhile the last knuckle of my little finger...... welp I don't even need to finsih this sentence
Everyone I've ever been with has a bigger dick than you and they are not imaginary you fucktard lol Brent had one of the biggest, they also all have been much better lays I know exactly how fucking small your dick is, you need to quit your penis contest because you'll lose against even my little finger or a whiteboard marker lidQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
Yeah, I was too lazy to take new ones, I'll post them when I take them.Quote:
Originally Posted by juji
I feel better about my dick now having seen what your guys' dicks look like
My dick has a nice shape but it is starting to look a little rough from usage
Id be self conscious of it but vaginas arent exactly the nicest looking things on the planet either
I like how mine curves a certain way.
Why i think im going to stroke it right now as a matter of.fact
We've all seen it, no point in lyingQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
What would i have to lie about
The skin where i was circumcised was a little puffy at the time of that picture because i just got done masturbating forlike 7 hours
I dont do that anymore though, i dont want to damage my dick from wankin on it like that
Dont masturbate on stimulants
pluggs what admixture of medications would be a good enhancement to masturbation?
Just use some orajel as lube
Or maybe it's oragel
Although i do not advise or condone the use of said substances, amphetamine followed up with alcohol is known to cause users to masturbate or have sex for prolonged periods of time, and they describe it as intensely euphoricQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
have you ever done this, plaaagu?
can you describe it in detail for me?
Then when they finish and their body is facing collapse and they are in a great deal of pain, theyll often seek out opiates or opioids
They usually take little breaks every hour or so for water, alcohol, or more speedQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
No ive never done this myself plug drugs is just a posting gimmick you know
Pretty sure like half the songs from the 90s are about.speed or having sex on speed or taking heroin to come down.off speed
Ya, Being a huge fag is just a ginnick for me
Monde masturbating while reading this thread
Yeah arent all of our posts just gimmicks, in fact where am i, who are you???Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
It's bigger than yoursQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
i already posted my beer can dick who exactly are you trying to convince
Lisa mad she has no power over me
Um the last knuckle of my little finger was the same size as your dick you fucking moron. The white board marker lid was thicker, hell the light switch was comparableQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
You have the smallest dick out of all the forum dick I've seen and I've seen a lot
Beer can dick?
Take a pic of it next a ruler LOL, you have the smallest dick I've ever been with LOL! Fucktard
Oh and dont take a pic of it with your dick ABOVE the ruler, go ahead and put the ruller right along side it. Your dick is a fucking joke.
lisa has a phd in rootys dick, she studied it for months and months