My Cag Fantasy

Uncomfortable post.

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

cag fantasy 891

i am on a very important bussiness trip to the west coast to talk to a wind farm millionaire about automating his big ass wind farm fan's, we have a couple drinks at a bussiness dinner and decide to head on over to a little dive of a strip club, we get a table right up front, order a couple of drinks, the swamry dj announces Please welcome to the stage
CAT AVATAR GUY,, and starts playing this song

a midget of a women with an atoms apple comes out on stage, OH MY GOD IT'S CAG FROM THE INTERENT i say in my mind, because i don't want to embarrass myself in front of the wind farm millonare, but little do i know that he's screaming in his head OH MY GOD IT'S MY DAUGHTER, and does not want to embarrass himself in front of me, because his daughter is a whore, cag tries to avoid eye contact with her dad, i pull out a 20 dollar bill and hold it up to the stage, she slinks over to our table, keeping her head down the entire way, she comes over and does some half hearted pelvic thursts in me and her dads general direction, i pull the 20 dollars closer to me so she has to bend down to get it, as shes grabbing the money, i whisper CAG,,,,

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oh and she trips and falls at that point head first into her dads lap

gross. :(

filth

yes filth. having to read it and listen to that elton john song left me emotionally scarred, spiraling me deeper into alcoholism.

hold me closer tiny dancer

aaasdtgsh

excuse me while i fucking weep softly in the shower.

k

count the headlights on the highway

excuse me while i kiss this guy

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Originally Posted by Camoron

excuse me while i kiss this guy

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jimi!

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Originally Posted by Cody

count the headlights on the highway

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I do that sometimes when I'm trying not to weave at 4 in the morning.

everyone sings that shit alloud when it get's to the "you already know" and it's annoying as fuck

cag ;]

*marks thread read*

marking a thread read doesnt actualy do anything if youve already read its last page

IN MY MIND IT DOES. Don't fuck with my warped reality it's all I have to survive/.

seeth

*seethe*

It has an e. I checked on google. Admire my honesty.

youre a fucking idiot

my epic fantasy

I can think of a ween song for this occaison.

my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

Oh my fucking god. Never reading another Monde post again!

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Originally Posted by m0nde

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

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Originally Posted by m0nde

my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

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omg lol.

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