going to take a break from posting here for a couple months

just got word back from the book binder and printer, it's only gonna cost me 300 bucks or so to have this thread printed up and leather bound into a nice coffee table book, gonna keep it in my trophy room, next to my softball trophies

I don't understand why the softball isn't soft and why its so huge. I used to run away from the softballs in the outfield

have someone thorw a softball at your face, then have them throw a baseball at your face, and this will answer your question

everythings a circus to u isnt it lisa.

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

everythings a circus to u isnt it lisa.

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nominating this thread for golden showers, it's glorious

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Originally Posted by maks

nominating this thread for golden showers, it's glorious

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I don't know what the fuck this is

we were friends one minute, you wanted to meet me, I said I wanted to meet you but I didn't know how it would be that I couldn't make any promises which is pretty fucking reasonable seeing as I don't even know you very well and I wanted to take time to just chill before either of us goes galavanting to other side of the planet spending a couple of thousand dollars to go to another country by ourselves to meet someone that we don't actually know that well.. I thought we were friends, yes excuse me for being a person and not just a god damn vagina... I thought we could just see how things go before jumping on a fucking plane, you know, you might have even wanted to actually chat on mic or cam when I asked one day and stuff like that instead of things being normal and then all of a sudden one day you say very adamantly that you want to meet me, I say yeah I want to meet you too then like the very next day, the next time you come online you want to know what I'm feeling honestly and I tell you and then you fucking flip out on me, say you don;t want to be my friend, start making topics that the total piece of shit psycho michael fucking spams for pages on end with his fucking psycho rubbish and from my end this is what happened and I'm like WTF and also UNLIKE FUCKING LOSERS HERE KEEP SAYING I DO HAVE FEELINGS and you're fucking hurting them and I don't know why, I don't know what I did to any of you and the only explanation I have is that ALL people are nasty fucked up in the head pieces of shit, I can't even be nice to people without them throwing it back in my face like I've done something wrong, it doesn't matter what I do, whether I'm fucking everything up or actually trying to interact with people but my head is done in now because I don't fucking understand what I've done to you or anyone.

You've made it perfectly clear that you do not want to be my friend, I don't know what you think I've done but I'm beat ok? There is literally nothing I can do about anything. I've got the cat and the voices in my head, they're still my friends. Don't think I didn't cry about you though. Do you feel better now that you know I'm upset and you can join in with these other p....people in posting about what a horrible witch I am who did you wrong.

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elle oh elle

lydia my lydia

I HAVE FEELINGS, GOD DAMNIT I AM A HUMAN BEING!!!!

Rooty and Lisa lmao.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee92...e_gdata_player

someone please sum up this thread, it smells like there was some good stuff hiding in it but i dont want to dig through all 6 pages

Stoo trying to trick people into interacting civilly with you

The love of your life, Lisa, the love of your life, was having a relationship with rootbeer and you at the same time (for 5 months). the entire time she was spamming about how smart (lol) you are and how nice your cheesedick is.

And yes, you look very smegmaey

read the thread plug drugs, it's your life story lived though the eyes of rootbeer

lmfao you think the goofy shit ive done on this forum is anything?? you should ask some people whove actually had the misfortune of meeting me in real life, im a fucking maniac, you think anything you say against me has any weight at all??? you bitch ill dominate you in dota 2

Don't be threatening her you smegmaey faggot you lost the love of your life because you smell bad and you have a very small dick

shit Lisa inspired Gush

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lmfao you think the goofy shit ive done on this forum is anything?? you should ask some people whove actually had the misfortune of meeting me in real life, im a fucking maniac, you think anything you say against me has any weight at all??? you bitch ill dominate you in dota 2

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You are nothing but a desperate, clingy worm. No one gives a fuck that you play dots 2

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Originally Posted by Moonman

lmfao you think the goofy shit ive done on this forum is anything?? you should ask some people whove actually had the misfortune of meeting me in real life, im a fucking maniac, you think anything you say against me has any weight at all??? you bitch ill dominate you in dota 2

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You are nothing but a desperate, clingy worm. No one gives a fuck that you play dots 2

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

You are nothing but a desperate, clingy worm. No one gives a fuck that you play dots 2

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i am the DOTA 2 CHAMP OKAY, DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING DOUBT MY DOTA2 SUPREMACY AGAIN

That makes sense, can't be a champion in life, be a champion in something as worthless as dots 2

dots, as in connect the dots, to the tip of my dick

on page 10 of this thread while i am wallowing in my own filth, maybe stompleb will come along, and say something out of left field and i will call him a gay

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That makes sense, can't be a champion in life, be a champion in something as worthless as dots 2

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or post on internet forums circle jerking others, rubbing each others butts and ensuring each other that youre special and superior despite posting on an internet forum most hours of the day

cag, set and match,

ok i am now beginnign to read this thread dont post any spoilers please i just want to take it all in

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or post on internet forums circle jerking others, rubbing each others butts and ensuring each other that youre special and superior despite posting on an internet forum most hours of the day

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You want so much to be a part of a internet circle jerk. Your like the kid whose left alone without a partner in class and the teacher ends up forcing you into someone group

no the internet was my tool for getting high, and people like you ruined it

get off the internet what are you doing here go back to watching cable

Getting high off the knowledge of wiki articles

youre trying to ruin everything you fucking leech

smoking that knowledge

You sniveling scarred little boy writhing in the throes of rejection.

after the bombs fall and its nucklear winter and i'm managing to grow opium in my basement i bet youre going to join a possse and tell them how its not fair that ig ot opium and you dont you want to take it all from me dont you GET AWAY

I would join a posse of cannibals and we would look for little weaklings to eat.

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You sniveling scarred little boy writhing in the throes of rejection.

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one egg, many sperm, girls wont ever have to deal with rejection tee hee theyll just have to deal with having zero support and multiple kids living on welfate

go get knocked up by a mongoloid bigdick and then find a beta to raise your kids for you lmao owned

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I came here for some adult banter

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