your like a miniature greased pig
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your like a miniature greased pig
ugh rudde
do they let you go full nude?? the strippers in vegas told me they cant if theres alcohol being served which is pretty retarded
yeah there's no alcohol served in full nude club.Quote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
only in California though I think
let's say some guy shoves a rolled up 20 dollar bill into your snatch, do you keep the money after you call the bouncer over to get him kicked out or do you give him the money back
lol keep it
if its in my snatch then it belongs to me.
that man just bought your dignity for 20 dollors
lost my dignity a long time ago. lol
Shut the fuck up Cag
based on your work experience in the biz whats the average floor price to fuck a stripper
Just be nice and cool and I'm sure you can score one of their numbers. You don't need money
ok i'll give it a shot THANKS CAG!!
yw
i'll fucking slice you up in to 10 peices and put you into different freezers all over the city, the murder detativce that catches the case better be good at jigsaw puzzles
seems like a lotta work
it's a labor of love
itt would be really messy and gross.
there is no way you would be able to do that irl.
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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
everyone is super mad today
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Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter
Same.
Rootbeer is the one without any decency, not me.
Disgusting.
rootbeer told everyone in the dota2 crew that your vagina had creepy crawlers
Yeah well he aired enough fucking bullshit around thank you very much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
I have no respect for anyone who thinks I should be thanking that slime ball. Shows me what kind of dirt bag they are. As if it already wasn't known what total creeps those two are. Cag I hope you're ever so grateful that Cameron sent you some presents. Did you run over and suck his dick like a good woman with self respect does?
Losers.
lisa believes ANYthihng jesus fuck
she just loves to have people talking about her it gets her all wet and yucky down there
I'm here to play with dp and people in possession of an IQ above 100, not you tim
well i hate to tell you this lisa, but i am rly stupid
sorry if i fooled you
Lol nah
You're a proper smart ass
nope just watched a vince vaughn movie about him being a sperm donor to 533 kids and i laughed and laughed at that terrible terrible movie,
i am exteremly gay and stupid
one time rootbeer thought lisa had a tampon string hanging out of her cooch which was strange because she finished menopause years ago but turns out he was wrong it was actually an earthworm
Lol
Thanks for the smiles dp, it's meant something.
something about an ant farm in your anal cavity
Lol
*charmed*
lisa's crack is home to a previously undiscovered species of salamander
Ah so that's where my old Mexican walking fish called Feral went, been looking for him for 15 years