girls, if you're 'friends' with a guy who has a winning personality but is ugly as shit,

i know you drink at breakfast and pretend it's ok because its champagne

I'm an EMINEM fan

I work in a pet store

I'm a genius

i also know that you have sex with someone's grandma which is pretty weird

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I'm an EMINEM fan

I work in a pet store

I'm a genius

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you have shitty taste in music and a 16 year old's job

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you have shitty taste in music and a 16 year old's job

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I'm 33

I'm drinking tea with vitamin D drops and smoking joints for breakfast while watching Fiddler on the Roof

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sure i mean my posting style is terribly hard to mimick, self important redneck with a decent vocabulary is a legendary feat to pull off.

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I'm more of a redneck than you could ever hope to be.

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you have shitty taste in music and a 16 year old's job

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I'm 33

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I'm drinking tea with vitamin D drops and smoking joints for breakfast while watching Fiddler on the Roof

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she does not even see the connection here

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p. sure smart people don't grow up to be redneck house painters or unemployed eminem fans

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http://i.imgur.com/cDIFz.png

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uh yeah university is a bit different, for one there is a bar on campus

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ive been to college bro

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society can go fuck itself

I've contributed more than you have to it that's for damn sure you human leech

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you taught underprivilged retards how to read, basically wasting their time because their station in life definitely isnt going to involve reading theyre just going to end up working at walmart or something and your lessons actually severely confused them and just impeded them from achieving their destiny as a walmartard

youve held sosighitty back

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you taught underprivilged retards how to read, basically wasting their time because their station in life definitely isnt going to involve reading theyre just going to end up working at walmart or something and your lessons actually severely confused them and just impeded them from achieving their destiny as a walmartard

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remarkably succinct

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you taught underprivilged retards how to read, basically wasting their time because their station in life definitely isnt going to involve reading theyre just going to end up working at walmart or something and your lessons actually severely confused them and just impeded them from achieving their destiny as a walmartard

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no I've taught severely disabled children

cody mad as hell

Thread: girls, if you're 'friends' with a guy who has a winning personality but is ugly as shit,

rice rep noob

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Lisa, I KNOW i'm of above average intelligence due to myriads of testing when I was a kid. I will not fuck with this guy^. He's like MENSA smart. You're so far out of your league trying to have a conversation with him it's literally painful to watch.

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Thanks Cody
her posting style reminds me of when I was 12 trolling AOL chatrooms, that was 9 years ago

I actually wonder if I could bring up some old chat logs from AOL, documenting that I was a trolling from a prodigious age :smug:

yeah it probably wouldnt be that funny... I told other kids in the aol chatroom some nasty shit and ended up getting our internet service cancelled lol, my mom had to call up AOL. Try explaining to your mother why you were calling kids you never met before "chubby cunt-worshipping little-dicked fags"

so many of these people have had testing as a kid telling them they were above average. we have ob, a neurotic sexual deviant who was told he was a wunderkind and now cody who was in the gifted and talented program which prepared him for his current life.
no need to mention loopylisa's obvious brilliance and her 2 semesters of psychology.

what a remarkable bunch; you've all lived up to your potential, to be sure!

2edgy4me

I was in the gifted program in 4th grade it basically meant I got to take a bus to a different school once every 2 weeks and spend the day playing oregon trail on an apple 2

i got to play where in the world is carmen sandiego on an apple macintosh,good times.

I think they might have had carmen sandiego but I didn't find a female supervillan believable and also never really cared for memory games

except jeopardy I fucking rock at jeopardy

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spend the day playing oregon trail on an apple 2

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playing oregon trail in elementary school, those were the days

there was some other medieval type clue based game i can't remember the name of for the life of me, but i loiked it

the city paid for special instructors and a special bus so I could go play oregon trail and 20 years later look at me I work on computers. see it wasn't a gigantic waste of taxpayer money after all

all of that, and it didn't keep lisa from being interfered and away from the pet store

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no I've taught severely disabled children

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Its a lost cause to try teaching them though, isn't it?

Teaching retards is like paying more attention to the runt of a litter to make sure it gets healthy, but it only grows up to have severe health problems and a miserable life with an underdeveloped brain -- and the rest of the litter suffered as a result.

Not saying retards don't need to be looked after by society, but educating them? Really, think about it, what's the point, do you know what I mean? Educators should focus on the kids who want to learn and the kids who actually have the capacity for learning; they are going to get the most benefit. I doubt retards even want to learn; as a matter of fact I bet they hate it -- so who is benefiting? The people who get to feel like they've done the right thing by wasting everyone's time educating tards?

well this is why they put someone with 2 semesters of community college psychology in charge of them

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Teaching retards is like paying more attention to the runt of a litter to make sure it gets healthy, but it only grows up to have severe health problems and a miserable life with an underdeveloped brain -- and the rest of the litter suffered as a result.

Not saying retards don't need to be looked after by society, but educating them? Really, think about it, what's the point, do you know what I mean? Educators should focus on the kids who want to learn and the kids who actually have the capacity for learning; they are going to get the most benefit. I doubt retards even want to learn; as a matter of fact I bet they hate it -- so who is benefiting? The people who get to feel like they've done the right thing by wasting everyone's time educating tards?

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yeah we should give them all your drugs instead. they'd actually have a good reason for being junkies

but...

but those are my drugs :no:...

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so many of these people have had testing as a kid telling them they were above average. we have ob, a neurotic sexual deviant who was told he was a wunderkind and now cody who was in the gifted and talented program which prepared him for his current life.
no need to mention loopylisa's obvious brilliance and her 2 semesters of psychology.

what a remarkable bunch; you've all lived up to your potential, to be sure!

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"i was tested as a kid"
> my parents thought something was wrong with me

maybe they took this test

http://quizilla.teennick.com/tests/7...d-indigo-child

Indigo children are those who are believed to represent a higher state of human evolution. The term itself is a reference to the belief that such children have an indigo colored aura. The color indigo represents the chakra of the third eye, which is associated with intuition, and paranormal abilities such as seeing angels, spirits or deceased loved ones. They are highly empathic, possessing the ability to discern what others are thinking and feeling. Thus they have the ability to know when someone is being authentic, honest and truthful.

Indigo children are highly sensitive beings with a clear sense of self-definition and a strong feeling that they need to make a significant difference in the world. They are strong-willed, independent thinkers who prefer to be self-guided rather than directed by others.

They are unique in the way they see things and will not conform in order to fit into society. Indigo's possess wisdom and a high level of awareness "beyond their years." When you look into their eyes you can see that they are old souls, and wise ones. They can be very outspoken, speaking to an Indigo is like talking to a miniature adult of sorts!

Check of all of the things that you feel close with, or somehow connected to.

- test accepts input from radio buttons, not checkboxes
- test created by user that joined 2008 april 28th and last logged in 2008 april 29th
- user probably "knows" they are/were an indigo child

all your test results are in son, we would like to sit down with you and go over them.


well cody, it seems that you are a fag.

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all your test results are in son, we would like to sit down with you and go over them.


well cody, it seems that you are a fag.

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every parents' nightmare

caught him wedged between the washer and the drier trying to reach for that secret stash of playgirls

that is a fire hazard