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el caggo
if i was single i would totally bang an alien
You kinda already do...
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Originally Posted by jazz
CLARISSA, RUBYNET'S 10/10 SHOW GIRL AND PAGEANT WINNER
shes not just any cag, shes our cag
My cag is in a coffin
he thinks the clerk at the pharmacy was flirting with him because she smiled and said have a nice dayQuote:
Originally Posted by Pirate Steve
Oh. Did he hit on her as a result?Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
we had sex
i hate when this happens.. i know just how you feel... i exchanged witty banter with a qt walgreens clerk a week ago because this annoying halloween skeleton thing kept laughing every time someone entered the store and as someone walked in i cleverly remarked "that must get annoying huh" and she smiled and said "you have no idea" and then we talked for about 10 seconds about how it was funny at first but not anymore and also how nice it was outside and she wishes he had the day off and i was like "uh yeah well bye" and she was smiling a LOT like A LOT and holy shit i almost came in my boxers but i did not, because i am too smooth a ladys man to do something like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by stevеyos
Did you whack off in your car
that wasn't it at all she initiated it and was very fomg this girl jogging by right now tho
:tup: sounds like a lot's happening in your life
i hope you don't get too busy and forget about the podcast and the second life avatar you promised to make me
Did she see your van parked outside?Quote:
Originally Posted by stevеyos
a van and a plan
a winter computer shed
posting in a warm glow
podcast, second life
funny jokes squad forum
tapatalk tonight
some weed, some welfare
managing expections
steven yelle god troll
~fin
no. he blushed and got all quiet left the store jerked off to her alone in his van and posted here bragging about itQuote:
Originally Posted by Pirate Steve
he got her digits and he's going to take her for a walk on the beach - don't come a knockin if the van's a rockin
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