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dunno, the police came knocking on my door looking for her, they seemed to think her b/f had done something to her, she hadn't turned up for work, they had been climbing over the roof to give the dog water, I kept a vigil and started lowering dog food in a bucket on a rope over the fence (high fence)... after 2 days I decided to just jump the fence, break in and take the dog... had to break into their flat to get the dog out because their backyard is closed off and had to go out the front.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
SO I did that, fed the dog, took him for a big walk and made him a bed in my yard
2 days later she came home.. she had run away because of a fight with her b/f.
The bear could easily rip my dick off is he was eating it.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
oh you will die 1,000 times a nightQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
depends on how hard your terror boner was imo, I've had boners that could cut glass ain't no bear ripping that offQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
The stench of your fetid, raped cunt is powerful enough to kill a man 1,000 times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
If a fucking bear was attacking me, my terror boner would be the highest level of hard. He'd rip my dick off, eat it, andQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
I'd bleed to death.
I would like to see you try and cut glass with your dickQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
And I'd like to see you cut your wrists with glass, slut. :D
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Originally Posted by GulDucat
<--- if lisa was pretty
The old Seneca suicide bath.
7 pages in 3 hours someone give me the run down
clump is stupidQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
Slut wants Plugs Drugs log in so she can ban me. lol
I made a topicQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
this happens when I make a topic
lisa logs in
first 2 pages are everyone who was online at the time telling her to get the fuck out and lisa friend zones plug drugs more than he's allready been friend zoned which seemed impossible but it happend
next couple of pages are me trying to get her to join the sea kitten crew while everyone else cont's to tell her to fuck off
next couple pages are me telling lisa about my sex nightmare i had about her and the term terror boner was born,
last page or so everyone has been asking lisa to kill her self.
3.5 pages of you being an idiotic bitch
3.5 pages of people berating you for being an idiotic bitch
That's what she gets for being a slut.
i am now forum friends with lisa after this thread, see my previous barrypothead fourm friendship 9 months after he joined for reference
has anyone every informed you that you are a fucking idiot and as dumb as dog shit?Quote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
Consider yourself informed.
Has anyone informed you that you are dog shit?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
Consider yourself informed, bitch. :D
Just read the thread it was pretty good but on page 2 or 3 cody compared Lisa to tom petty and i just had to pull up my Tom Petty collection got some Yer So Bad and Breakdown made my night thx y'all
I want to cum deep in this slut's gut make her beg for my seed then skull fuck and force her to suck her revolting pussy juices off my cock as they're shoving all sorts of tubes in her pussy to get my first born out ya kno?
less than a third of my posts are about you, stop fucking flattering yourself, you are nothing. repeat - You Are Nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
go curl up somewhere and die i hope you fucking bleed out completely from your torn out twat
do us both a solid & put me back on ignore, and this time actually try to keep your blood-crusted fuckin lil mouse off the View Post button
If Lisa was horny enough, she'd let the fetus crawl back in to please her itchy, insatiable snatch.
that was p hotQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
ya i knowQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
christ this is stupid. She's all mad at me right now because i'm not giving her my login info.
ban her or fuck her plug drugs get yourself out of the friend zone
master manipulator lisa sees another elaborate plan come to fruition
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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
She'll pay attention to anything that has a cock.. Except poor Flag.
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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
You're not gonna let that controlling skank boss you around are ya? Show her how a real man handles these situations.
cage her up if she comes back to you then you know she was truely in love with you
i just want to be neutral but its fucking impossible
ban her or ban everyone else, there's no grey area here
if i was still all fucked up on dope i'd probably see some kind of nonexistant good in her myselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
but there's no good in her... she's a broken woman and makes no apologies for herself, her revolting stupidity, nor her disgusting behavior online or off she is literally a human waste
someone just banned her a minute ago, probably deso