idk if this link will work but i'll try it anyway...
https://p.twimg.com/ApRNy18CMAAOTF8.jpg
idk if this link will work but i'll try it anyway...
https://p.twimg.com/ApRNy18CMAAOTF8.jpg
oh fuck i look like a drunken dork in that pic (spoiler: i am)
Good, dodged a bullet there dudeQuote:
Originally Posted by siburke939
i'd love to have kids with her but not this soon she's only 5 weeks gone so it ain't gonna be too stressful for her
you say that now, your attitude will change once you actually have kids. I don't know any fathers who would do it again if they had the chance.
she has 2 already & they're great i know it won't be easy but it just feels right with here
also random pic of her leg coming up
(that's just a fraction of the load btw it was pretty fucking epic by my usual standards)
they're great because they're not yours
the rest of it is inside her and that's how you ended up in this sticky situationQuote:
Originally Posted by siburke939
well that load was a full body spread hit from her neck all the way down - she's on that contraceptive pill thingy but her eating habits (ie: usually not doing so) may have fucked it :-/
get it? sticky situation?
:glick:
damn i'm tired
I know, that was pretty tacky
*rimshot*
lol, rims!
FUCK,N PUNK BABY KILLER.BE A MAN FOR ONCE IN YOUR PATHETIC LIFE AND OWN UP AND RAISE THE CHILD WITH THE BLEACH BOTTLE BLONDE WHOREQuote:
Originally Posted by siburke939
i heard you were a member of an old "shock" website that was cool about 8 years ago tell me more about that
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Originally Posted by siburke939
i was never huge on reading siburke posts
i'd advise against it i usually talk about myself & nothing to do with the topic at hand
my rules:
no animals
no children
no dead people
(summary: consenting adults)
i don't have enough time to fuck all the available ones let alone adding more to my "to do" list
termination tomorrow :woowoo:
:woop: <--- the fuck is this shit
the gays & the straights & the whites & the spades
dooo wooop
don't forget the jigaboos
:jew:
jigaboo devil did 911
if I wasn't so lazy I'd photoshop :jew: onto the jigabpo devil so it looks like he's controlling him (because he is)
fuck it just mspaint that mofo :madskillz: :madeupsmiliesitt: :fuckyourubyyafuckingfaggot:
it would be easier in photoshop, but again, I'm lazy
me too let's just use our imaginations that takes little to no effort
I'm too lazy to use my imagination can't I just use yours?
you've got a deal but only if you're prepared to imagine what i'm imagining as i ain't drawing it dude!
I can only imagine the sort of things you imagine...
missus called me "weird" for having a conversation with my lemon in a restaurant on monday she really has no idea