Rootbeer go ahead and post pics of your little dick

Nah that's not how it gets done.

lisa blows her weed dealer and strangers from the internet who buy her cars and ipads and diamonds because she wants too, not because she has too

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lisa blows her weed dealer and strangers from the internet who buy her cars and ipads and diamonds because she wants too, not because she has too

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Thank you.

Put so nicely.

lisa mcburny come on down your the next contestant on the price is root

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Zero self respect

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You were warned by countless friends about what you were gettinginto? Did you listen to them? No, lol. You come back all surprised that this is happening and act like you've been ripped off, but have no one to blame but you're own self.

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You should thank a lot to Rootbeer, unlike return the gifts is a disgrace.

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This. So fucking win.

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You were warned by countless friends about what you were gettinginto? Did you listen to them? No, lol. You come back all surprised that this is happening and act like you've been ripped off, but have no one to blame but you're own self.

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cag i am warning you that stripper glitter will give you cancer,don't come crying to me when your tits fall off

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cag i am warning you that stripper glitter will give you cancer,don't come crying to me when your tits fall off

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i hate glitter

how do you make your self shiny for the druken businessmen

I have an aerosol can of stuff that makes the skin shiny from sally Henson spray tan legs. it adds a soft glow rather than getting fucking glitter everywhere.

your like a miniature greased pig

ugh rudde

do they let you go full nude?? the strippers in vegas told me they cant if theres alcohol being served which is pretty retarded

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do they let you go full nude?? the strippers in vegas told me they cant if theres alcohol being served which is pretty retarded

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yeah there's no alcohol served in full nude club.

only in California though I think

let's say some guy shoves a rolled up 20 dollar bill into your snatch, do you keep the money after you call the bouncer over to get him kicked out or do you give him the money back

lol keep it

if its in my snatch then it belongs to me.

that man just bought your dignity for 20 dollors

lost my dignity a long time ago. lol

Shut the fuck up Cag

based on your work experience in the biz whats the average floor price to fuck a stripper

Just be nice and cool and I'm sure you can score one of their numbers. You don't need money

ok i'll give it a shot THANKS CAG!!

yw

i'll fucking slice you up in to 10 peices and put you into different freezers all over the city, the murder detativce that catches the case better be good at jigsaw puzzles

seems like a lotta work

it's a labor of love

itt would be really messy and gross.

there is no way you would be able to do that irl.