in the US typically they'll put them back, but not in the right place they just throw them in a bag and shove it in there, seriously google it. donny's organs were crammed in like a suitcase 10 minutes before check-out time.
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in the US typically they'll put them back, but not in the right place they just throw them in a bag and shove it in there, seriously google it. donny's organs were crammed in like a suitcase 10 minutes before check-out time.
Wonder if you'll have any left when it comes time to do that to you
he's gonna get home and be like wtf where's my other kidney did I forget to pack it I knew I should have done it the night before but I was too busy doing lots and lots of heroin
I'd volunteer to do yours
you should have had them save you some of donny's sperm so you could impregnate yourself and murder his baby too like you murdered the other baby that one time
I would have never aborted Donny's baby.
tell me more about how you called into work and faked being sick because you were 'too depressed' you irresponsible whiney cunt
wah I murdered my baby I shouldn't have to work like a normal adult give me free government money!
wah my fake internet junkie boyfriend died which I should have seen coming a mile away because he was an enormous junkie
you're going to die alone lisa because statistically there's almost a 0% chance you're going to meet anyone damaged enough to love you within 3 thousand miles of your flat that you never leave
I didn't feel like going today.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
Projecting. I date more than you do.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
yeah well you had important things to do, like make a hundred posts on a forum where you're not wanted. it's ok, that was totally a responsible mature thing to do and you're certainly qualified to be giving others life advice.
Look at yourselfQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
Maks has zero self awareness
And he doesn't know what things are.
Cag and I don't like maks.
Alright, I'm looking, and I see someone who doesn't lie to his employers and shirk his responsibilities simply because he doesn't feel like leaving the house.Quote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
were you getting at something or was this just a "no, u!" scenario because it doesn't really apply to me
You've never chicked a sickie? Jesus christ what a fucking tool.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
nope, and I never murdered a baby either, I'm a responsible adult. have you considered growing the fuck up?
You're a liar, a tool, and a shit person.
someone stickey this epic meme thread :hammer:
Nah.
Good thing you're pretty.
someone looked past all your problems and gave you a job and you pay them back by lying to them about being sick and blowing off your responsibilities. who's projecting now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
I never denied chucking a sickie. I'm not a liar like you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
so you told your bosses you were depressed and didn't feel like leaving your flat? you didn't say you were sick?Quote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
I said I did not feel very good and would not be coming in today. He said, "I hope you feel better soon".Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
so you lied
Nope. There is no lie there at allQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
there you go rationalizing again