terror boner is now a rubynet meme the sea kitten crew has decreed it so
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terror boner is now a rubynet meme the sea kitten crew has decreed it so
why did she go missing was she kindnapped or did she get lost or go on a bender what happend lisa
lisa let her out of her torture dungeon
I enter your dreams at your own riskQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
I dare you to try and incept my dreams and see what happens
I dare you to kill me in the dream world, I dare you to make it out of my dreams unraped
lisa will rape the shit out of you if you let her in your dreams
Can you get a terror boner if you're being attacked and eaten by a bear?
depends, is he eating your dick?Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
typical succubus behaviorQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
dunno, the police came knocking on my door looking for her, they seemed to think her b/f had done something to her, she hadn't turned up for work, they had been climbing over the roof to give the dog water, I kept a vigil and started lowering dog food in a bucket on a rope over the fence (high fence)... after 2 days I decided to just jump the fence, break in and take the dog... had to break into their flat to get the dog out because their backyard is closed off and had to go out the front.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
SO I did that, fed the dog, took him for a big walk and made him a bed in my yard
2 days later she came home.. she had run away because of a fight with her b/f.
The bear could easily rip my dick off is he was eating it.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
oh you will die 1,000 times a nightQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
depends on how hard your terror boner was imo, I've had boners that could cut glass ain't no bear ripping that offQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
The stench of your fetid, raped cunt is powerful enough to kill a man 1,000 times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
If a fucking bear was attacking me, my terror boner would be the highest level of hard. He'd rip my dick off, eat it, andQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
I'd bleed to death.
I would like to see you try and cut glass with your dickQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
And I'd like to see you cut your wrists with glass, slut. :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
<--- if lisa was pretty
The old Seneca suicide bath.
7 pages in 3 hours someone give me the run down
clump is stupidQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
Slut wants Plugs Drugs log in so she can ban me. lol
I made a topicQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
this happens when I make a topic
lisa logs in
first 2 pages are everyone who was online at the time telling her to get the fuck out and lisa friend zones plug drugs more than he's allready been friend zoned which seemed impossible but it happend
next couple of pages are me trying to get her to join the sea kitten crew while everyone else cont's to tell her to fuck off
next couple pages are me telling lisa about my sex nightmare i had about her and the term terror boner was born,
last page or so everyone has been asking lisa to kill her self.
3.5 pages of you being an idiotic bitch
3.5 pages of people berating you for being an idiotic bitch
That's what she gets for being a slut.
i am now forum friends with lisa after this thread, see my previous barrypothead fourm friendship 9 months after he joined for reference