the jews want me to eat twice as many burgers? to what end?
the jews want me to eat twice as many burgers? to what end?
i dunno they probably get some kind of government subsidy for each mind control drug laced patty they give you
it's worse than I thought... did you happen to notice mcdonalds has bacon now?
awww poor guyQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
mcdonalds doesnt really sell real food that is why it is so cheap
its kinda like everything is just corn based material that is flavored to taste like meat and bun etc
you know if you asked they would have let you have it anywayQuote:
Originally Posted by ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo
i had mcdonalds for breakfast this morning it was okay
also i'm gonna be a dad
oh christ you gotta get an abortion dude this is going to ruin youQuote:
Originally Posted by siburke939
termination booked for thursday we need to wait a while (i fucking hope she doesn't back out of the abortion it's way too soon into our relationship)
idk if this link will work but i'll try it anyway...
https://p.twimg.com/ApRNy18CMAAOTF8.jpg
oh fuck i look like a drunken dork in that pic (spoiler: i am)
Good, dodged a bullet there dudeQuote:
Originally Posted by siburke939
i'd love to have kids with her but not this soon she's only 5 weeks gone so it ain't gonna be too stressful for her
you say that now, your attitude will change once you actually have kids. I don't know any fathers who would do it again if they had the chance.
she has 2 already & they're great i know it won't be easy but it just feels right with here
also random pic of her leg coming up
(that's just a fraction of the load btw it was pretty fucking epic by my usual standards)
they're great because they're not yours
the rest of it is inside her and that's how you ended up in this sticky situationQuote:
Originally Posted by siburke939
well that load was a full body spread hit from her neck all the way down - she's on that contraceptive pill thingy but her eating habits (ie: usually not doing so) may have fucked it :-/
get it? sticky situation?
:glick:
damn i'm tired
I know, that was pretty tacky
*rimshot*
lol, rims!
FUCK,N PUNK BABY KILLER.BE A MAN FOR ONCE IN YOUR PATHETIC LIFE AND OWN UP AND RAISE THE CHILD WITH THE BLEACH BOTTLE BLONDE WHOREQuote:
Originally Posted by siburke939
i heard you were a member of an old "shock" website that was cool about 8 years ago tell me more about that
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Originally Posted by siburke939
i was never huge on reading siburke posts