Doli and Lisa, an erotic adventure tale

im going to go snort some oxys, fuck the couch cushions, and casually play call of duty

maybe ill skype with my girlfriend lisa later and well plan trolls with cag

cag comes up with some really great trolls, her and lisa are masterminds when they are working together

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Originally Posted by Garfield

cag comes up with some really great trolls, her and lisa are masterminds when they are working together

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Dp made this same post over a year ago.

get with the times

lol he's so mad he reguarted like 30 of my posts in a row from last year, and reaplaced my name , gush, hedi glet,,

garfiled is getting very upset

ok sorry bb

cag is actually pretty hot for forum girl

gush,,, chickens tim, GUSH YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH EHR

dp posts so much youre bound to see a good post now and then

his kd ratio s terrible but i guess its the amount of matches won

I shouldn't ever have children.

i'm prett sure garfiled is still trying this whole thing cause he parroted what reno said like a week ago he came up with the briltant idea that i am in love with cag, and she with me, in between e me threating cag's life and making fun of her murdered mom and abrtion we have fallen in love, but deep down garfiled wants to fuck fourm girls, put another notch in his belt next to poor piss jugs, cag's his best shot but he's gotta take out me doli and stevey before he even stands a chance, lmao what a faggot

garfiled has also had cybersex with lisa so that factors into this

he e-fucked lisa, in tinychat, and private messages her heart flet notes about there deep friendship

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Originally Posted by cag

also, xanis seem to make me violent and aggressive, I'll probably end up murdering someone and masterbating in their blood if I take anymore of that shit.

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wat

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Originally Posted by cag

"I've never seen a real man's taint before, ya fuckhead Doli. Your voice is sexy,
I'm having a masturbation emergency because of your audible orgasmic voice. I'm gonna
flick me muff and take the piss out of me brown bits."

"Hitler nedm spath!" Doli screams whipping his cock out. Lisa slobbers his taint, leaving slimy streams of spit hanging from his balls. She mashes her face into his fat sack and while humming her favorite peter Gabriel song.

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as cag poured a bit of ranch dressing on jon's deformed ear and nibbled on it like cauliflower she thought to her self,, i've made it, my dead mom is looking down from heaven right now with a big smile on her fat face

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

Cody, taking off his white kkk robe after a hard day the office, hangs it up on a hook, cag sitting on the couch underneath her faded horse picture, gives him a slight smile, he shurgs "another day another dead nigger" cag senseing codey is bored with his life, with her, with everything,sneaks into the bathroom and decides to ring up an old friend,, lisa, ya it' me cag, come over as quick as you can, bring your brown vagina with you and don't forget the extra bugs that live inside of your vagina, ,,

cag makes her man codey dinner and they sit down at the table, before cody can even take a bite of the shit cag mircowaved for him, there's an angry knock on the door, "Whos' that" - says codey, cag get's a huge shit eatting grin on her face and says, "why don't you answer it codey",,, it's lisa, stark naked, with a 5 gallon tub of cirso, he turns around and waht's this, cag is also buck naked, rubbing mircowave burriots all over her tiny frame,,,

it's supper time for codey

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

as cag poured a bit of ranch dressing on jon's deformed ear and nibbled on it like cauliflower she thought to her self,, i've made it, my dead mom is looking down from heaven right now with a big smile on her fat face

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Dp emerges from between lisas legs grinning. A wet brown smear gleaming on the bridge of his nose...

Fcking rofl cag youve done it again!

cag you ever think of making a kindle book of fourm eroicta

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Originally Posted by juji

cag stop it, you are very slutty evil

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Retreat! Retreat to the herpetarium!

I want to write star trek fan fic staring the posters aboard the uss rubynet

forum denizens living near a cag hole on ds9

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

Cody, taking off his white kkk robe after a hard day the office, hangs it up on a hook, cag sitting on the couch underneath her faded horse picture, gives him a slight smile, he shurgs "another day another dead nigger" cag senseing codey is bored with his life, with her, with everything,sneaks into the bathroom and decides to ring up an old friend,, lisa, ya it' me cag, come over as quick as you can, bring your brown vagina with you and don't forget the extra bugs that live inside of your vagina, ,,

cag makes her man codey dinner and they sit down at the table, before cody can even take a bite of the shit cag mircowaved for him, there's an angry knock on the door, "Whos' that" - says codey, cag get's a huge shit eatting grin on her face and says, "why don't you answer it codey",,, it's lisa, stark naked, with a 5 gallon tub of cirso, he turns around and waht's this, cag is also buck naked, rubbing mircowave burriots all over her tiny frame,,,

it's supper time for codey

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laughed so fucking hard i almost vomited

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Originally Posted by jon

laughed so fucking hard i almost vomited

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<h1>Hi<br>Noam?