I'm a gross piece of shit.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

It's to the point where I really can't stand that guy.

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why

Girls have made me, the master of comedy, laugh from time to time. For instance, when Lisa told me that she had genius level IQ comparable to steven hawking i started lauhging realyl really hard, and when she said growing up in the circus made her fit, i started laughing even more, lisa is the perfect girl,

i would fuck lisa
but i would marry ashley :swoon:

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

bars are the worst place to meet people.

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depends on what you're looking for, if you want to get laid that night for the cost of a few drinks they're the best bet. I wouldn't expect to form a lasting relationship in a bar though.

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Originally Posted by Camoron

why

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I got high with him a couple times, then got hungry and asked if he wanted to get some thai food with me because I had the munchies and wanted chicken sautee. I guess he thought it was a date.

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Originally Posted by maks

depends on what you're looking for, if you want to get laid that night for the cost of a few drinks they're the best bet. I wouldn't expect to form a lasting relationship in a bar though.

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then where? where do u go to meet women?

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

I got high with him a couple times, then got hungry and asked if he wanted to get some thai food with me because I had the munchies and wanted chicken sautee. I guess he thought it was a date.

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dont lead him on

dating sites are a good bet because you know the girls on there want a relationship so badly that they're willing to pay for a dating site

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Originally Posted by maks

depends on what you're looking for, if you want to get laid that night for the cost of a few drinks they're the best bet. I wouldn't expect to form a lasting relationship in a bar though.

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What is it with fat chicks and the karioki machine????????

I don't mean to leave this as a warning, but I just want to let you know that I'm uhh... closely monitoring this thread for hurt feelings at which time I'm going to really embarrass myself to uhh... deter future disharmony of your souls.

except im using the free ones lmao

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Originally Posted by StompleB

I don't mean to leave this as a warning, but I just want to let you know that I'm uhh... closely monitoring this thread for hurt feelings at which time I'm going to really embarrass myself to uhh... deter future disharmony of your souls.

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Thanks Greg

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Originally Posted by Camoron

then where? where do u go to meet women?

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Everywhere, I met my current girlfriend gassing up my car at a shell station at 3am. If you see a girl you are attracted to check for a ring then talk to her. If you can't do that then stick to okcupid there's no shame in taking shortcuts.

Karoki night at bars is always fat chicks crowding around, fighting for there turn to sing.. it's like an elephant watering hole in the plains of africa.

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Originally Posted by maks

Everywhere, I met my current girlfriend gassing up my car at a shell station at 3am. If you see a girl you are attracted to check for a ring then talk to her. If you can't do that then stick to okcupid there's no shame in taking shortcuts.

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this is what ppl dont get, if ur good at meeting girls u can just meet girls, u dont need to go to the magic meet a girl zone to meet them

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Originally Posted by maks

Everywhere, I met my current girlfriend gassing up my car at a shell station at 3am. If you see a girl you are attracted to check for a ring then talk to her. If you can't do that then stick to okcupid there's no shame in taking shortcuts.

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why hello miss, yes it is 3 am at a gas station, but i just wanted to say you look awfully pretty under the pale moonlight, woudl you like to get coffee sometime

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Originally Posted by Camoron

why hello miss, yes it is 3 am at a gas station, but i just wanted to say you look awfully pretty under the pale moonlight, woudl you like to get coffee sometime

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yes, this is how you would do it if you were autistic.

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

this is what ppl dont get, if ur good at meeting girls u can just meet girls, u dont need to go to the magic meet a girl zone to meet them

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i dont appraoch random people because i have social anxiety or soemthing i mean.. this shouldnt come as a surprise to anyone

Maks saved her from a colored man trying to wash her windows with dirty water at 3 in the morning

Pop one of your mom's xanax Camerone

Should set you right as rain with all that social anxiety.

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Originally Posted by Camoron

i dont appraoch random people because i have social anxiety or soemthing i mean.. this shouldnt come as a surprise to anyone

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it doesnt even have to be random, like if you have a valid reason to talk to someone then just make it into a conversation and eventually take it towards getting their number if thats what you want to do, once u have their number u can call and set up plans no problem

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Originally Posted by Camoron

why hello miss, yes it is 3 am at a gas station, but i just wanted to say you look awfully pretty under the pale moonlight, woudl you like to get coffee sometime

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make a joke, if she chuckles it's ok to start a conversation. if you go into it looking to meet a girl instead of make idle chit-chat with a fellow human being well son you already fucked it up

theres a girl at work i want to date,,, she smiles at me a lot, maybe she just smiles at everyone a lot, but idk. she is dating this guy whio works there, bryon... i want to hate him cause hes dating the girl i like, but hes a really nice guy and im a big awkward doofus, i cant compete with him

Then you'll be high as fuck and confident enough to saunter on up and get a number.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Should set you right as rain with all that social anxiety.

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i'll just get pereptually drunk

ive literally gotten 7 girls numbers since my birthday which i know bcause of the gaping money hole in my wallet,, but i havent posted their names and bragged about how they said hello to me

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Originally Posted by Camoron

theres a girl at work i want to date,,, she smiles at me a lot, maybe she just smiles at everyone a lot, but idk. she is dating this guy whio works there, bryon... i want to hate him cause hes dating the girl i like, but hes a really nice guy and im a big awkward doofus, i cant compete with him

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his name is byron. what a faggot. he's prollly a tool

I have friends who are in awesome relationships which started on match.com and whatever, I have no problem with dating sites and if you're nervous around people they're a good alternative to meeting women the traditional way

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Originally Posted by Camoron

theres a girl at work i want to date,,, she smiles at me a lot, maybe she just smiles at everyone a lot, but idk. she is dating this guy whio works there, bryon... i want to hate him cause hes dating the girl i like, but hes a really nice guy and im a big awkward doofus, i cant compete with him

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if theres no ring on the finger make a move,,,

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Originally Posted by maks

I have friends who are in awesome relationships which started on match.com and whatever, I have no problem with dating sites and if you're nervous around people they're a good alternative to meeting women the traditional way

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its funnier to make fun of camoron because of it though.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

his name is byron. what a faggot. he's prollly a tool

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its Bryon. Like Bryan but spelled wrong

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

if theres no ring on the finger make a move,,,

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paralyzed by fear

fear of being rejected.

highschool level shit.

fear of her telling her boyfrined and him beating me up

lol not really but that is an awkard situation

i work with both of them

Cag will you please have sex with me if I drive to your house

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

fear of being rejected.

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