i wish i hadnt pawned my guitar for smack.. im a fuckin loser

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Originally Posted by Cody

yep i gave up on it after season 3 thats why I'm posting and playing WOD

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season 4 fucking ruled when gus went full antagonist

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i dont get like that; i mean one time for like a week i put myself in a drug induced stupor where i was falling asleep standing up and (i think ive told this story before) i was having to slap myself to stay awake, so i thought i should make a pot of coffee, but there were no clean cups so i had to wash one, but i kept falling asleep at the sink and i'd drop the cup and it would fall back into the dirty water again... and i'd have to rewash it

that went on for like half an hour

anyways i just did it to be like "been there, done that, got the t-shirt" but i mean its not even euphoric to be that fucked up so i didnt really enjoy it wouldnt recommend it.

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Are you high? What does that have to do with neglecting your offspring? Oh shit, I forgot to change my coffee pot's diaper.

Do you pawn your grandmas stuff, just like in requiem for a dream pluggy?

when i die i bet God or whoever's at the gates of heaven isnt going to know what to do with me theyll just be like "what the fuck..." and ill have to have a guitar duel with the devil to get into heaven just like this scene from crossroads

You so aren't cool enough to shred with the devil.

thank od, I heard you playing creed and nickleback and shit on tinychat oh my god was it awful you fucking suck

Oh my god that's not even a good depiction of that lifestyle I highly recommend that stupid Tenacious D movie instead, that's a way more accurate devil guitar duel.
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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

season 4 fucking ruled when gus went full antagonist

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god that show is fucking awful i mean, if it weren't so awkwardly paced for commercial breaks, it'd be good, but it's just fucking so poorly written i feel like i'm watching dragonball Z and they get all the druggy facts wrong and its just like uggh what am i gaining from watching this???

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Originally Posted by maks

thank od, I heard you playing creed and nickleback and shit on tinychat oh my god was it awful you fucking suck

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thank od, I heard you playing creed and nickleback and shit on tinychat oh my god was it awful you fucking suck

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i dont even know a single nickleback or creed song thank you very much

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i dont even know a single nickleback or creed song thank you very much

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yeah I got that, you didn't know any of the songs you were trying to play, they would have sucked even if they weren't creed and nickleback

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Originally Posted by Fucktard Gravy

Oh my god that's not even a good depiction of that lifestyle I highly recommend that stupid Tenacious D movie instead, that's a way more accurate devil guitar duel.
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no that wasnt even good guitar playing in the tenacious D pick of destiny duel if you actually played guitar you'd know this; but the shit Steve Vai just did on the guitar in that crossroad's scene, i still cant fucking wrap my head around it, the scale progression is so fucking beyond me

(steve vai did both parts in that scene btw, ralph macchio playing is just a camera trick)

Sew srs

Can't I just mock you without your back sass? Jeeeez

the intro to stairway to heaven is beyond you, I know I heard you try to play it. that's literally chapter 2 of every guitar book right after "here's how you plu in the amplifier", you suck plug drugs stop talking like you're some kin of virtuoso what have I told you about shit like this

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

You so aren't cool enough to shred with the devil.

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yeah based on what my gay ass reputation around here

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

yeah based on what my gay ass reputation around here

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and your mediocre guitar playing

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Originally Posted by maks

the intro to stairway to heaven is beyond you, I know I heard you try to play it. that's literally chapter 2 of every guitar book right after "here's how you plu in the amplifier", you suck plug drugs stop talking like you're some kin of virtuoso what have I told you about shit like this

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bull fucking shit you didnt hear shit you heard what you wanted to hear ever heard of psychoacoustics? i have that intro MASTERED give me a week ill borrow an amp and a guitar and ill blow you the fuck away on that intro i mean ive got it fucking down, my friend who's been playing solid for 15 years hears my finger picking on that intro and bows down to it i mean you just dont know what youre talking about okay
"heh yeah you playing on an out of tune piece of shit guitar with no amp over a shitty microphone on tinychat while drunk didnt sound good especially when i wanted to hear you sound like shit" what a surprise

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

yeah based on what my gay ass reputation around here

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I'm sure there are a million more people qualified to shred with the devil than you. Of all the capable, most talented people the devil would never choose a washed out, psuedo-intellectual drug addict that doesn't remember to shower without being reminded by his grandmother.

you didn't make it 30 seconds in before you fucked up and started over, that happened 4 times. your shitty guitar playing is not a figment of my imagination, it's hard cold fact you suck

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and your mediocre guitar playing

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play something that sounds half as decent as this
i dare you
oh you played guitar hero pffft guitar is easy right?? until youve actually held a guitar and felt first hand how foreign that fretboard feels at first your opinions are worthless

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Of all the capable, most talented people the devil would never choose a washed out, psuedo-intellectual drug addict that doesn't remember to shower without being reminded by his grandmother.

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if he did he'd choose one who knows how to play guitar

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I'm sure there are a million more people qualified to shred with the devil than you. Of all the capable, most talented people the devil would never choose a washed out, psuedo-intellectual drug addict that doesn't remember to shower without being reminded by his grandmother.

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music is qualitative

ever heard of psychoautistics?

the devil would never shred with someone who makes forum posts from an xbox because he pawned his computer for crack.

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

play something that sounds half as decent as this
i dare you
oh you played guitar hero pffft guitar is easy right?? until youve actually held a guitar and felt first hand how foreign that fretboard feels at first your opinions are worthless

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I never said uitar playing was easy, I said you suck it at and you should stop talking like you're eddie fucking vanhalen

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

music is qualitative

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You do understand that there is absolutely nothing qualitive about you?

the devil only duels with ps3 owners

ps4

I'm watching Herman at Midnight. It's like watching Plug Drug's life.

the devil does not want to hear a fat drug addict play tool and creed covers

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

ever heard of psychoautistics?

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yeah jesus i cant be the only pseudointellectual who runs around reading about psychology and wahtever
i bet the first guy who was like "have you fags never heard of reverse psychology or irony? hah halfwits" probably got the shit beat out of him
catch up with the rest of the class all of you come on lets go; its not the words themselves but the concepts behind them knowing some dumb fucking word like "psychoacoustics" doesnt make you intelligent, just deduce what the meaning of the word is
i mean my mom was an english teacher so i was always getting exposed to language i might just be on a higher level of language but i mean come on its fucking simple; i grew up without a dad so - got good with words, didnt have a dad, didnt know sports, didnt know shit, exchange trade off blah blah blah
tell me about your mother marks

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

music is qualitative

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face on you buddy boy

never heard of reverse psychology. I never ever notice when bullies use it to manipulate me, but that's beside the point.

just a couple of high school dropouts discussing the finer points of psychoautistics

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I'll bet your guitar was just about the happiest guitar in the world when you walked it into that pawn shop