*YAWN*
i'll decide that
*YAWN*
i'll decide that
You should decide to fix your teeth
You really are irrelevant and stupid
Yet not stupid enough to remember to brush my teeth and not smoke meth! Now run along with your petty retorts, love bug. jack is waiting for you :)
I brush my teeth and don't smoke meth you witless moron
i think I'll just let maks make you make a retarded loser out of yourself
You get so defensive. The truth stings. Go let Jackie Boy kiss your boo booQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Battery
how can anyone be so inept that they get owned by lisa I never thought I'd ever see it happen but here it is right in front of my own eyes
Your sanity is breaking. This response makes you look even worse. Get it together, ol' boy!Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
if my sanity's broken (whatever that means) it happened years ago but at least I never got owned by lisa
Pwned by Lisa? Hahahahah
I wouldn't have believed it either if I hadn't watched it happen right in front of me
schmoozed my way to mod privs and spaminatored user accounts, baleeted thredz, for the lulz.Quote:
Originally Posted by NotHowdy
several times on several forams
He was laughing at you.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
Pardon my pet?Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
why? I'm not the one who got owned by lisaQuote:
Originally Posted by NotHowdy
are you sure he wasn't laughing at you that would make a lot more sense
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by NotHowdy
I just don't like stupid.
you need a certain level of intelligence to stimulate me and you're not quite cutting it
So STFU and just look pretty ok?
Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
I'm not even reading any other posts besides yours in these threads and even then it's barely, wtf is wrong with youQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
work is challenging enough I like my entertainment on easy modeQuote:
Originally Posted by majorcum
my life is the opposite I'd rather be parkouring up an active volcano than reading their posts
the windows 10 release was a clusterfuck, we need to build 2 VM's so our devs can start working on a metro app so I checked microsoft's volume licensing store and everything I found was "OMG FREE UPGRADE!!" so I called a few stores and every single one was all "durr don't you know it's a free upgrade" so I settled on buying 8.1 and upgrading it, called staples, made sure they had it, went down there, they had empty boxes, then at the register the kid is all "well we don't actually have it because windows 10 was released but DID YOU KNOW IT'S A FREE UPGRADE???" so I was like "just what the fuck do you expect me to upgrade asshole" and I stabbed him in the throat and raped the chick at the next register and burned the fucking store down. you'll probably hear about it on the news.
turns out it is available on the windows store but not in any obvious place christ I fucking hate microsoft it's like they don't even want me to buy their shit
did you make sure the computer was plugged in?
the worst part is our devs are only going to be using windows 10 for like 3 months until server 2015 comes out
just kidding idk I don't do anything that gives me problems thankfully windows works great for me since all I do is troll tim while ruby records it and also play wolf's dungeon by eluku and that is too much computers for me oh I need to go listen to beetlejuice because doors keep openings and speaking of rape oh man the girl next door I'm about to upgrade her to steveyos 5 if you dig what I dug brotha
you know whores will make a housecall to your room they even bring their own rubbers
they don't make them small enough for me for both of those things and I will also hate the person too much
I've never met someone I hated so much that I wouldn't fuck them. I'd even fuck lisa if she was even a little bit attractive.
You must be great with photoshop, the figure out that I didn't even make that picture with that program.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
Sorry Maks. Nobody wants to sit there for ten minutes while they photoshop Lisa. A quick copy/paste touch was all it took.