I'm a gross piece of shit.

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

welcome to hell part 2 edition: welcome to really hell

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from a text earlier today "So I'm saying it and I dont give a shit if you won't I know the truth you're in love with me and I with you!!!!"

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Pretending to care about them isn't much better. I would go with pretending to not care or be interested- I do this also.. works everytime lol...

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if ur a good master of Irony (TM) like me then they wotnt know hte difference cag.

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

another great place to meet girls is church, i do volunteer work fro my church and the girls really like that camoron, but thats not why i do it, but they love it any way and they want my pee pee in their pee hole

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as if, loser, god isnt real :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Camoron

from a text earlier today "So I'm saying it and I dont give a shit if you won't I know the truth you're in love with me and I with you!!!!"

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if that were me id back the hell away imediately, but ur apparently rly desperate for a girl or something so good luck i guess

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Originally Posted by Camoron

as if, loser, god isnt real :rofl:

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who cares if hes real or not, the building with the cross on it is real and so are the vaginas located inside

well idk things have been getitng kind of serious for a while im just not sure if i do feel that way i dont know

I've got texts from three different dudes telling me how wonderful I am. :smug:

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

who cares if hes real or not, the building with the cross on it is real and so are the vaginas located inside

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lmao thats so scummy

have not fucked any of them yet. lol

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

I've got texts from three different dudes telling me how wonderful I am. :smug:

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they just dont know you that well

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Originally Posted by Camoron

lmao thats so scummy

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i really believe in god though. lmao

im just saying, for ur sake camoron, u desperate lonely sack of shit,

yeh but if i go just to have sex with church girls (do they even putt out?) thats scummy as fuck

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Originally Posted by Camoron

they just dont know you that well

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and one from you calling me a slurry slag.

"I don't care if I ever get your pants off, i really love having you in my life at this moment, you make me laugh, you make me happy thank you"

lmao

"you make me laugh" ya now you know hes lying to get into your pants

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

and one from you calling me a slurry slag.

"I don't care if I ever get your pants off, i really love having you in my life at this moment, you make me laugh, you make me happy thank you"

lmao

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is that from camoron

girls dont make guys laugh ever, not legitimately anyways, even the funniest female comedians are dogshit compared to the worst male comedians

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Originally Posted by Camoron

"you make me laugh" ya now you know hes lying to get into your pants

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It's to the point where I really can't stand that guy.

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Originally Posted by Camoron

girls dont make guys laugh ever, not legitimately anyways, even the funniest female comedians are dogshit compared to the worst male comedians

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ya this is not a wrong opinion, its certifiable fact,

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

It's to the point where I really can't stand that guy.

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why

Girls have made me, the master of comedy, laugh from time to time. For instance, when Lisa told me that she had genius level IQ comparable to steven hawking i started lauhging realyl really hard, and when she said growing up in the circus made her fit, i started laughing even more, lisa is the perfect girl,

i would fuck lisa
but i would marry ashley :swoon:

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

bars are the worst place to meet people.

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depends on what you're looking for, if you want to get laid that night for the cost of a few drinks they're the best bet. I wouldn't expect to form a lasting relationship in a bar though.

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Originally Posted by Camoron

why

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I got high with him a couple times, then got hungry and asked if he wanted to get some thai food with me because I had the munchies and wanted chicken sautee. I guess he thought it was a date.

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Originally Posted by maks

depends on what you're looking for, if you want to get laid that night for the cost of a few drinks they're the best bet. I wouldn't expect to form a lasting relationship in a bar though.

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then where? where do u go to meet women?

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I got high with him a couple times, then got hungry and asked if he wanted to get some thai food with me because I had the munchies and wanted chicken sautee. I guess he thought it was a date.

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dont lead him on

dating sites are a good bet because you know the girls on there want a relationship so badly that they're willing to pay for a dating site

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Originally Posted by maks

depends on what you're looking for, if you want to get laid that night for the cost of a few drinks they're the best bet. I wouldn't expect to form a lasting relationship in a bar though.

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What is it with fat chicks and the karioki machine????????

I don't mean to leave this as a warning, but I just want to let you know that I'm uhh... closely monitoring this thread for hurt feelings at which time I'm going to really embarrass myself to uhh... deter future disharmony of your souls.