lisa would have let tim fuck her
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lisa would have let tim fuck her
Tim looks just fine. If I had never met him before and found him at a pub I would destroy that boy but unfortunately I hate him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
I'm gonna go organise a bath and then eat and try not to spew.
even more reason to fuck him ,lisa get in your car u can be there by sunset, and hate fuck him in a chicken coop while the hot aussie sun sets over another day on crikey island
So tim is the secret boyfriend
This should be your forced meme because that's funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter
holy fucking lol
Okay I jsut got done readeing the last 9 pages, tihs is the best thred to ever disgrace rubynet and also the worst, at the same time
hafdsdgdsgdhdQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter
i beleve every part of the storyQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter
over/under on lisa hateing dp agian tomorrowQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter
ahahahaha oh rootyQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter
The jerking off at me sounds like an elezzzzzzark post
this is some fucked up bullshit why wasnt i born with a vagina so i could make thousands every week at a strip clubQuote:
Originally Posted by Jibblez
bet you could steal lisa's diamonds and ipad if you go over there and fuck her in a pile of garabge tim,,,which would more than pay for the petrol,,
hell if you steal her blowup bathtub i will give you 100 bucks for it plus pay for shipping
Wat would u d with the tub
oh jesus i don't even know i jsut want it, it would be like owning hilters dinner ware or something,
you don't ask Olympians what they do with there gold medals cag,,
You comparing yourself to a gold winning olympian
for sure mate i totally wont bust a nut all over it before i ship it :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
cag, i would fucking drown you in it, is that what you want to hear, i would drown you in lisa's tub,
well if you are gonna jizz in it, u will have to split shipping with me
i have been waiting for this thread for a long time
and boy it didnt disappoint im literally hard roght now
It must really suck to be rooty today
every other day in his life seemed so great up until this point -_-
i find it a sad day for the human race that so many people can take entertainment value in rootbeer and lisa's pain. it's sicking.
lol
Rooty prematurely ejaculates lol
I bet that tub is filled with rootbeers jizz that she had to scrub off herself
rootbeer ruined any chance for a pregnancy scare by jizzing all over the outside of her brown eye
he gets his ass beat by a 4 foot tall hobbit and then can't stop jizzing all over the place and he paid 30 grand for it to be publicly posted about in a fourm full of people he has known for like 8 years,,,
to be clear lisa has a brown eye and an anus they are not the same thing
I bet he jizzed all over people on the plane too
this thread is the reason rubynet needed to stay open the past three months
Actually I don't... I fucked for hours last night. Lisa is insane and wants a broke dick boyfriend she can control and humiliateQuote:
Originally Posted by Jibblez
Lisa wonders why I didn't fuck her good when she used to scream at me all day long being a manipulative bitch screaming until I bought her
Weed or expensive hotel bookings
Abusive bitch how dare u come on here and talk trash. Remember when I left and u said I saved ur life and all this bullshit. You are a manipulator and I feel bad for the next guy
The last thing I did before leaving aus was give you $450 for bills, and you spent it on MOTHERFUCKING WEED. How many more guys will attempt to "save your life" I have no clue but what you do should be illegal. get help lisa