But that was out shined by the ant farm in my anus
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But that was out shined by the ant farm in my anus
I love you too maks
ok so peter quinn, codey and rootbeer are all sitting in a room you have a gun and two bullets what do you do lisa,,THINK FAST
yep lisa sucks at jokes she should have said shoot codey twice
Oh I skimmed past that there were two bullets.... So I'm meant to spare one? But the bar is so low who is better?
lisa is it true that your vagina is home to a family of banana slugs or do you just have really droopy labias? "both" is an acceptable answer.
the joke was that the setup(which is the oldest setup in the book) was meant to imply that you could only kill two of them, but then the punchline(Which you fucked up in so many ways) was that you hate codey so much that you shot him twice
lisa it's littlery the oldest joke in the book
if a train is leaving chicago towards portland at 50km/h at 3pm and another leaves bangor headed for sarasota at 5pm then how many daddy longlegs are crawling across your clitoris right now?
http://www.thejokehouse.com/jokes/1364/index.php
joke house day one shit
q: why did the chicken cross the road
a: to eat the caterpillars crawling out of lisa's slit
id shoot cody then myself cause either way im still gonna be trpaped in a room with a fag
If plug drugs was still alive he would be here to defend you.
sorry you dont know the difference between string and an earthworm?
your words are empty rootbeer, and they sicken me
Sorry you are missing out on the love of your life and living out your dream
I'm just going to share this. Ufotard has been very insightful and nice.... this is unprecedented.
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Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter
lisa get in tinychat i need to ask you soemething
http://tinychat.com/rubynet
ok we are all waiting
Lol lisa tinychattin on her ipad air
on her rootbeer air™