No get fucked Sherman.

lisa would have let tim fuck her

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Originally Posted by Garfield

lisa would have let tim fuck her

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Tim looks just fine. If I had never met him before and found him at a pub I would destroy that boy but unfortunately I hate him.

I'm gonna go organise a bath and then eat and try not to spew.

even more reason to fuck him ,lisa get in your car u can be there by sunset, and hate fuck him in a chicken coop while the hot aussie sun sets over another day on crikey island

So tim is the secret boyfriend

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Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter

Yes.

He would cry if I got a message from someone. He literally answered my phone when it rang and I was in the kitchen and just started screaming "FUCK OFF BACK UP PLAN!" into my phone.... Why? Because in his psycho fucked up mind if any guy called me he was apparently my back up plan and hours of abuse and crying would follow.

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This should be your forced meme because that's funny.

holy fucking lol

Okay I jsut got done readeing the last 9 pages, tihs is the best thred to ever disgrace rubynet and also the worst, at the same time

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Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter

No dp, he was constantly jerking off at me but he can't actually have sex due to his premature ejaculation problems.

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hafdsdgdsgdhd

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Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter

No I've had plenty of actual sex in my time and you are the one who literally can't fuck.

You would cum the very second your pathetic cock even touched me. Dead fish my ass HA!

Oh it's so great with her that you were texting me just a few hours ago telling me how much you loved me and wished we were together? Nah. Don't believe you because 1. I know you literally can't have sex, even after taking medication for it. And 2. You are a liar.

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i beleve every part of the story

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Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter

Thankyou. Lol. I would suck your cock and enjoy it.

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over/under on lisa hateing dp agian tomorrow

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Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter

Yes.

He would cry if I got a message from someone. He literally answered my phone when it rang and I was in the kitchen and just started screaming "FUCK OFF BACK UP PLAN!" into my phone.... Why? Because in his psycho fucked up mind if any guy called me he was apparently my back up plan and hours of abuse and crying would follow.

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ahahahaha oh rooty

The jerking off at me sounds like an elezzzzzzark post

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Originally Posted by Jibblez

hes got more than that besides I made another 1000 on sat so now its 7000

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this is some fucked up bullshit why wasnt i born with a vagina so i could make thousands every week at a strip club

bet you could steal lisa's diamonds and ipad if you go over there and fuck her in a pile of garabge tim,,,which would more than pay for the petrol,,

hell if you steal her blowup bathtub i will give you 100 bucks for it plus pay for shipping

Wat would u d with the tub

oh jesus i don't even know i jsut want it, it would be like owning hilters dinner ware or something,

you don't ask Olympians what they do with there gold medals cag,,

You comparing yourself to a gold winning olympian

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

hell if you steal her blowup bathtub i will give you 100 bucks for it plus pay for shipping

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for sure mate i totally wont bust a nut all over it before i ship it :rolleyes:

cag, i would fucking drown you in it, is that what you want to hear, i would drown you in lisa's tub,

well if you are gonna jizz in it, u will have to split shipping with me

i have been waiting for this thread for a long time

and boy it didnt disappoint im literally hard roght now

It must really suck to be rooty today

every other day in his life seemed so great up until this point -_-

i find it a sad day for the human race that so many people can take entertainment value in rootbeer and lisa's pain. it's sicking.

lol

Rooty prematurely ejaculates lol