well what are you waiting for
well what are you waiting for
my hoop to heal! DX
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:goatse:
dude
what the fuck
did it hurt
What do deaf people sound like during sex?Quote:
Originally Posted by elezzzark
country joe and the fishQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
she has really small hands & i was very relaxed she used shaving gel as lubricant it hurt a bit but was very enjoyable
oragel is great for masturbating
dead hookers are great for masturbating
dead hookers can't masturbate!
stick one in the palm of your hand job done :poshwank:
are you talking about pulverizing a dead hooker into a gel and using it as lubricant?
no just using her as a fancy wanksock
so basicalyl a realdoll that will stiffen up and start to smell so exactly like a regular realdoll
or like a live hooker
true dat
always wanted a vietnmese tableshower, but i dont want to bathe for like 2 weeks before that
so they have to scrub reaallll hard
i liked it dry (well she spits all over her hand & can fit her whole fist in her gob so it works!)
defeats the whole object really...
did you gape for her too
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Cody
I just read up a few posts and cody and siburke somehow managed to make stretching peoples asses into the subject of the most mind numbingly boring conversation ive ever read
i ain't bitching about it hurting i like the pain (also spoiler: nobody reads doli posts)
ps: no fisting this weekend (just saying)
you know when you just don't fancy getting fisted - yeah that
actually nobody reads your posts you incredible waste of space this isnt your freaking blog where you tell us what you had for dinner or your favorite animes and comic booksQuote:
Originally Posted by siburke939