My Cag Fantasy

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07-17-2013
macpro

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Originally Posted by m0nde

http://i.imgur.com/2XwEnhl.gif

that's talent.
08-20-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by juji

My fantasy is:

When I invite cag to home, I made super awesome sushis to her, but she told she wont eat my sushis, it fucking hurt my feelings. But I felt something weird omg a giant spider transformation, cag is scared and tries to escape but the door is closed, I approach her to rape, she said NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! and got raped, she feels weaken and helpless, there goes my ultimate blow out, I bite her vagina, she got poisoned to death, Giant spider assembles her like a mummy with web and put to my storage.
08-20-2013
Autistic Spectrum

i am going to honestly jerk off to that story later
08-20-2013
Gentleman Doli

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Originally Posted by juji

My fantasy is:

When I invite cag to home, I made super awesome sushis to her, but she told she wont eat my sushis, it fucking hurt my feelings. But I felt something weird omg a giant spider transformation, cag is scared and tries to escape but the door is closed, I approach her to rape, she said NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! and got raped, she feels weaken and helpless, there goes my ultimate blow out, I bite her vagina, she got poisoned to death, Giant spider assembles her like a mummy with web and put to my storage.

delete every other post in this tehread especially the horrible camoron ones, and then put this thread in its ownt hread, and put that thread in the gold mine for all eternity
08-20-2013
Gentleman Doli

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Originally Posted by Camoron

i wake up, shes sleeoing peaceuflly next to me. i reach over and feel her pregnant belly, its so big, shes due any day now. my god, to think just a year ago.. we were just strANGERs on a intenret forum. i think back to all the fun we had all the good times and the bad, and i caress her face gently then wrap my hands around her beautiful pregnant belly. i suckle gently at her neck and work my hands up onto her firm milk-laden breasts. she awakens softly and moans and i kiss her in the mouth then whisper into her ear, "i love you cag"

fcuking disgusting lmao
08-20-2013
steveyos YOLO

cat avatar guy bumped this for attention today :lipstick:
08-20-2013
Autistic Spectrum

cag
08-20-2013
Gentleman Doli

cag didnt get enough atention last night bcause we were all talking about lisa and she was sitting in the tinychat corner smoking weed
08-20-2013
Autistic Spectrum

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

cag fantsy number 213,

in this fantasy she some how unlocks the master lock i put on her chains, and sneaks up from my basement, i am watching tv in the other room and i hear a soft clop clop in the other room, i stand up slowly peaking around the corner, and spot her trying to sneak out the back door, i spring out and yell CAG are WE GONNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY OR THE EASY WAY,,, she whispers the hard way,,, i then bum rush her knocking her small stripper body to the floor and then i pick her up and thorw her down the basement stairs, i rush down the stairs after her, grab her by her hair and drag her back to the wall i had her chained too, smashing her face into the wall, and re locking the lock, i throw a couple new locks on her chains for good mesure,,,

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

cag fantasy 345

cag and me are chatting on skype one night, talking about seph and the jeers bar sub forum, when suddenly, she hears a knock on her door, she tells me she has to answer it and she'll be right back,cag hoof's it over to the door and opens it, it's stomple bane, stomple bane has found her house, in a very low monotone voice, he says, I DO THIS FOR THE LATKA PEOPLE (latka is a type of potato pankae jews eat) he then whips out a huge purple eggplant(just like the one cag shoved in her pussy hole for speh on skype) and beats her to death with it, all the while i am hearing the sounds of stomple murdering cag with an eggplant and furislouy masterbaiting the entire time, i hear stomple close the door shut and i type 3 letters into the skype chat box,,,, lol,

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

cag fantasy 891

i am on a very important bussiness trip to the west coast to talk to a wind farm millionaire about automating his big ass wind farm fan's, we have a couple drinks at a bussiness dinner and decide to head on over to a little dive of a strip club, we get a table right up front, order a couple of drinks, the swamry dj announces Please welcome to the stage
CAT AVATAR GUY,, and starts playing this song

a midget of a women with an atoms apple comes out on stage, OH MY GOD IT'S CAG FROM THE INTERENT i say in my mind, because i don't want to embarrass myself in front of the wind farm millonare, but little do i know that he's screaming in his head OH MY GOD IT'S MY DAUGHTER, and does not want to embarrass himself in front of me, because his daughter is a whore, cag tries to avoid eye contact with her dad, i pull out a 20 dollar bill and hold it up to the stage, she slinks over to our table, keeping her head down the entire way, she comes over and does some half hearted pelvic thursts in me and her dads general direction, i pull the 20 dollars closer to me so she has to bend down to get it, as shes grabbing the money, i whisper CAG,,,,

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

oh and she trips and falls at that point head first into her dads lap

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

*marks thread read*

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Originally Posted by m0nde

my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

im climbing an icy mountain using needle-nose pliers to pull myself up the slippery face and then i look up and cag is already at the top and she smiles and waveing and she throws down a rope to pull me up but the rope comes down and i see it writheing around and it is in fact a big giant land planarian but i like those guys so i grab onto the planarians head but instead it wraps around my waste and hoists me up to cag and i see the top of the mountain and she has made a campfire and she has all these little songbirds staked on sticks and i help her to roast the birds, feathers and all over the fire and she bits the birds head off and all this sand spills out of the birds neck, like 100s of gallons of sand and it keeps coming out until all the ice is covered by it and we are sitting on a giant sand dune and we start singing ween songs and we're like bobbing back and forth to the music and then i have to go so i take a pair of scissors and cut from cag a length of her hair and i grasp the lock of hair tightly and close my eyes and think about the tropics and the hair begins pulling me up into the sky and it's liftign me up until i am floating and i glide on the wind until i am over the tropics and i let the hair go one strand at a time so i float gently down to the islands below

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

cag fantasy 614

i get hit in the head with a bowling ball, and get serious brain damage, my speech center is affected, and i can only say Cag, Cag and i have to go though the rest of my life pointing at things saying cag in different pitches

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

cag
08-20-2013
Gentleman Doli

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

i f*cking hate grirls, which is why i plan to remane a virgin for the rest of my life (copyright general doli do not steal). I honest to god cant stand tehm, there well for one thing there stupid, and for a second thing, they think oh wow i have boobs im speci- :mallet: Shut the fuck up bitch.

btw... cag, plz hit me up on skype when u have teh chance ;] thanks
08-20-2013
Gentleman Doli

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

Ahhh! THe buttons! The words, what do tehy mean? :grin: :grin: :grin: Lol, this is what people act like when there drunk. Im disoriented!
08-20-2013
always stevey

My Cag Fantasy: everyone accepts Cag and tells her she's a great poster everyday.
08-20-2013
Gentleman Doli

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

My Cag Fantasy: everyone accepts Cag and tells her she's a great poster everyday.

*smiles*
08-20-2013
Garfield

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Originally Posted by m0nde

http://i.imgur.com/2XwEnhl.gif

m0nde, you realize that you just gave like 5 guys a boner
08-20-2013
Autistic Spectrum

cag, great posts are made about you, your posts actually fucking suck, u are rubynet's muse cag, you and lisa and her inflatable bathtub, great men write great things about both of u,
08-20-2013
always stevey

:'(
08-20-2013
juji

Quote:

Originally Posted by GulDucat

My Cag Fantasy: everyone accepts Cag and tells her she's a great poster everyday.

Worst Fantasy Ever
08-20-2013
Autistic Spectrum

cag i just gave you a compliant wtf
08-20-2013
always stevey

I'm just so self-conscious about my posts. They mean everything to me, I have so many.
08-20-2013
Gentleman Doli

i jsut read that m0nde post for the first time and it actually owns, good job m0nde lmao
08-20-2013
Gentleman Doli

my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day
08-20-2013
m0nde

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Originally Posted by m0nde

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day
08-20-2013
rose west

Quote:

Originally Posted by m0nde

http://i.imgur.com/2XwEnhl.gif

Lisa and I used to do that for hours.
If you homos ever see a vagina then you'll gaze upon sheer beauty.
03-07-2015
cagordon

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

cag
03-07-2015
UPGRAYEDD

:hang:
03-07-2015
UPGRAYEDD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

kill yourself
06-29-2019
Autistic Spectrum

my cat fantasy, cag divorces jon and since he did not sign a prenup she gets all his money, I convince her to come and live with me and I spend all of Jonathan's money with cag and we live happily ever after
06-30-2019
Certified Lily

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

my cat fantasy, cag divorces jon and since he did not sign a prenup she gets all his money, I convince her to come and live with me and I spend all of Jonathan's money with cag and we live happily ever after

Oh really?

read my pm at my forum
06-30-2019
Wendy <3

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Originally Posted by m0nde

http://i.imgur.com/2XwEnhl.gif

I wanna do this with lily
06-30-2019
m0nde

Josh, read my pm at Lily's forum

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