i wish i hadnt pawned my guitar for smack.. im a fuckin loser

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

yeah jesus i cant be the only pseudointellectual who runs around reading about psychology and wahtever
i bet the first guy who was like "have you fags never heard of reverse psychology or irony? hah halfwits" probably got the shit beat out of him
catch up with the rest of the class all of you come on lets go; its not the words themselves but the concepts behind them knowing some dumb fucking word like "psychoacoustics" doesnt make you intelligent, just deduce what the meaning of the word is
i mean my mom was an english teacher so i was always getting exposed to language i might just be on a higher level of language but i mean come on its fucking simple; i grew up without a dad so - got good with words, didnt have a dad, didnt know sports, didnt know shit, exchange trade off blah blah blah
tell me about your mother marks

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hey stevey never met his dad and look how good he turned out

plug drugs dad disowned him for playing girly shit like creed and red hot chilli peppers badly

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Originally Posted by maks

the intro to stairway to heaven is beyond you, I know I heard you try to play it. that's literally chapter 2 of every guitar book right after "here's how you plu in the amplifier", you suck plug drugs stop talking like you're some kin of virtuoso what have I told you about shit like this

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the intro to stairway to heaven is actually fairly difficult. Most guitar books are either going to start you off on major/minor scales or the blues. The first riff you'll learn will usually be 12 bar blues, which sounds like this:

(and yes, that sounds like "that one song on the radio") its 12 bar blues its been the skeleton for loads of fucking songs over the years

I have two guitars in my bedroom and I only ever "play" them when I throw things over into the corner and they hit the wires and they go DOINGGGGGG

I think you missed the important part of that post which was "stop pretending you're eric clapton everyone knows you suck"

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Originally Posted by maks

I'll bet your guitar was just about the happiest guitar in the world when you walked it into that pawn shop

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how dare you SHE WAS MY BABY, I DIED THAT DAY

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Originally Posted by maks

I think you missed the important part of that post which was "stop pretending you're eric clapton everyone knows you suck"

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eric clapton isnt that good hes just one of those guys who played black music on an electric guitar in the early years when that was still new. Like his guitar work in While my guitar gently weeps, thats so basic, anyone could learn it in a day

trainspotting is the gospel of this generation.

eric clapton is a basic bitch

efuhewgouhgohewgoigeoih BOOBS ouhbg9u4hg9h34w9g8h3wg4

you want to know who is actually amazing at the guitar and you can only deny it if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about?
these guys:



anyhing speed metal is insanely fucking difficult

I saw Metallica in concert nobigdeal

holy shit i posted the same thing twice lmfao great job dipshit

I paid for my tickets with a credit card though so I'm a cunt

cliff em all

so has my dad

he would like this forum since everyone is into dad rock

i went to a bright eyes concert and acted super sad and got laid because the girls there thought i was sensetive

Your dad sounds hot

dave mustaine was so fucking good at the guitar, he invented his own scales, "spider chords" he called them
take a man's brain and completely fucking warp it on amphetamine and then give him a reason to feel righteous and justified in the ill thoughts he is breeding in the ears of every listener and you get megadeth

JUST GIVE ME INDIE ROCK

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Originally Posted by Fucktard Gravy

Your dad sounds hot

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he is pretty ripped for a 65 y/o

Unnngh

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

JUST GIVE ME INDIE ROCK

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i listened to this stupid shit before it was cool

:smug:

also, who could forget shitty youtube grunge revival???

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

eric clapton isnt that good hes just one of those guys who played black music on an electric guitar in the early years when that was still new. Like his guitar work in While my guitar gently weeps, thats so basic, anyone could learn it in a day

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yes I will take a talentless drug addict seriously when he criticizes one of the most respected guitar players ever born

plug drugs listend to vampire weekend before they where cool,

plug drugs played creed and red hot chilli peppers on tinychat

i played rhcp i never played anything creed wtf are you talking about

who doesnt like rhcp

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

I have two guitars in my bedroom and I only ever "play" them when I throw things over into the corner and they hit the wires and they go DOINGGGGGG

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send me them please I need new instruemtns more than anything in my life unlike plug drugs I'm actually good and listen to good music and not in love with lisa