This is my final topic

I'm being punished for bringing back a 6 pack of mini ginger ale cans.

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Originally Posted by Lisa Battery

He's cool, sleeping on cam right now, he has work tomorrow. I was posting all about the size of his nut sack earlier today over at SM much to his delight. We spend pretty much 20 hours a day together on cam, that will be not as much now he's gotten a job though.

Believe me, he can't hide shit from me, it doesn't work like that with me, I know too much. Naturally he tried to hide it and lie much earlier on in the piece and that did not work at all for him with me (lol) as I am not some early 20's stupid woman without a clue. I taught him pretty quick that attempting to lie to me will not be a successful result for him. Nah he's good. He literally quit the worse things and it's been a couple of months. The odd pill here or there and even then I make him take it properly (as in swallow it not snort it or anything stupid) and believe me he can't hide it from me at all if he has had anything, lol, I know straight away lol, you got to get up pretty early to get much past me and not many really get up early enough to get it past me so to speak. He has gotten himself a job and is well on the way with saving a stash of cash to fund his way into my bed which he has to do after side swiping his way into my heart....AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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lisa no 1 cares about you life as a sexual predator in terminal probation please go awai!!

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Originally Posted by Caggles

I love only jon who is going to ban josh dp and dirty harry

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You have gotten none of this done housewife bitch

Useless

Also doesn't matter because I am making 20 new forums and will take dp and dirty harry with me, you can keep the retarded rancid old hag human garbage wendy because nobody wants to post with them and never has, you can also keep your boyfriend Epson and BGD *puke* but that is all, because you hold no sway at all even over your own man bitch and that's weak

HURRUMPH!

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Originally Posted by Caggles

I desire garlic bagel chips and cream cheese but Jon won't let me

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Wow.

At that point I would be beating my man bitch around the kitchen with a rolling pin to make me god damn garlic bagel chips and cream cheese

Get it right

I will never post on this forum ever again.

Lisa have you noticed that you're the only one who constantly posts that i should leave, but it's almost unanimous that everyone wants you to leave?

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Originally Posted by UPGRAYEDD

I will never post on this forum ever again.

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Yep

Me either

That's why I'm making 20 new forums

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Originally Posted by Lisa Battery

Yep

Me either

That's why I'm making 20 new forums

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peter says the australian government won't let you register any domains on the internet due to ur status as a sexual predator...is this true???

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Originally Posted by jazz

Lisa have you noticed that you're the only one who constantly posts that i should leave, but it's almost unanimous that everyone wants you to leave?

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Nope.

Read the votes.

NOBODY, not one person here wants to post with you

I have a whole bunch who will be posting with me wherever I go, you don't have that because literally no-one wants to post with you, there are more votes to have you have you banned than people even posting here you delsuional jealous old retarded unwanted loser, you have ALWAYS been a loser, both of your accounts "cag" and "jazz".

You don't seem to undertsand I was just voicing whta is actually a common want amongst a lot of posters, that is they do not want to post with your patehtic loser skanky old ass, there are more people than the three of you fucking losers left posting here who will be posting at my 20 new forums because I know a lot ofpeople who want a decent forum that isn't ruined by a desperate jealous shit posting troll like you, it is exactly like I said, all those people who were returning in the hope ruby would just sort this out and get rid if you losers are coming with me because there is a whole bunch of us, old YTMND members, old rubynet members and new members who just want a forum that doesn't consist of a fucking desperate loser with 2 accounts that no-one wants to post with spamming every topic and the whole forum with jealous pathetic made up and delsuional rubbish about every other poster, all of which are better posters than you and all of which do not want to post with a pathetic loser like you

Yep only literally EVERYTHING I said was happening actually happened, I'm sure all of a sudden you're right and everyone will come back to post with you because they all like you.... NOT.

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

29 posts is as much as 120 posts now, and there all wall's of text, you sutpid bitch gonna get you banned for this post

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Yeah my posts bring it

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Originally Posted by Lisa Battery

Yeah my posts bring it

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can you add this to you signature? "Lisa McB99urnie's posts are brought to you by the taxpayers of Australia (via social welfare) and the victims of Lisa's sex crimes in Australia (making her unable to work)"

*looks at online list*

NO. Retreat. I am not really posting here, this is not happening, I am going to make 20 forums in the next 2 weeks. Return to your seats, I repeat, THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, I AM NOT POSTING

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Originally Posted by Lisa Battery

*looks at online list*

NO. Retreat. I am not really posting here, this is not happening, I am going to make 20 forums in the next 2 weeks. Return to your seats, I repeat, THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, I AM NOT POSTING

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which of these would be allowed to post on ur forums: daniel, scott, gordon, or trudy?

Lisa where is anyone posting for me to leave and hating on me like they do you? Simple question does not need 2 pages of jibberish ranting from a mentally ill woman. Where are the posts asking for me specifically to leave? If you manage to find ONE for me I will find 50 for you

So ruby walks in, changes biggaydolphin's username and with that we all leave

Sorry ruby but I seriously could not have outlined this any further for you.

bye now

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Originally Posted by Lisa Battery

So ruby walks in, changes biggaydolphin's username and with that we all leave

Sorry ruby but I seriously could not have outlined this any further for you.

bye now

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Who the fuck are you?

I loved it

Literally as I said that the whole forum left with even 0 guests

You see, everything is patterns and my IQ is bum fucking ridiculous I can out spergers any dumb fuck and also you see there are actually a lot of people who aren't retarded piles of human garbage who can see all this for exactly what it is which is literally exactly what I said it is.

I have been around long before your retard snot face and you aint got shit on me

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Originally Posted by Lisa Battery

I loved it

Literally as I said that the whole forum left with even 0 guests

You see, everything is patterns and my IQ is bum fucking ridiculous I can out spergers any dumb fuck and also you see there are actually a lot of people who aren't retarded piles of human garbage who can see all this for exactly what it is which is literally exactly what I said it is.

I have been around long before your retard snot face and you aint got shit on me

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Are people speaking in your head??? Who are you?

Bitch is absolutely nuts

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Originally Posted by jazz

Bitch is absolutely nuts

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I just navigated that bitch and it worked like a charm.

Getting more votes than actual members still posting

Suck a shit

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Originally Posted by Lisa Battery

Yeah well they just make him like retarded for a while but he doesn't do it very often anymore, he takes a bit of this stuff that blocks opiate receptors or something more often than that now, forget what it's called but if you take it then try to take an opiate the opiate doesn't work

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Its called suboxone. I hope he isn't telling you he's clean by taking that shit. It can get you high as fuck, and you can get strung out on it.

http://i.imgur.com/2PwNPoG.png

nobody is interested in you, your tears or shit forum

link

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Originally Posted by steveyos

link

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like...... Tommorow or the next day

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Originally Posted by Lisa Battery

like...... Tommorow or the next day

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clueless as brown herpe encrusted vag fuck, two bullshit degrees and cant find a job, even one cleaning pet shop cages

I have been unemployed since late may of last year and I've never been happier

my ancestors are smiling at me, rubynet. can you say the same?

Lol

Will make the forum today

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Originally Posted by Caggles

my ancestors are smiling at me, rubynet. can you say the same?

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http://i.imgur.com/j1IIDlb.jpg

ever since you were a young boy you played with a silver ball

http://battery.boards.net/

In case you forgot how to count

Fucktard

This is what a poll that the last of the members actually voted on looks like

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Originally Posted by Lisa Battery

This is what a poll that the last of the members actually voted on looks like

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Maks is going to kill you

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Originally Posted by Poopalew

Maks is going to kill you

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He better pack a toothbrush

Even though he'll have to shove it up his ass to brush his teeth by the time I finished with him

Also he has stanky teeth

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Originally Posted by Lisa Battery

He better pack a toothbrush

Even though he'll have to shove it up his ass to brush his teeth by the time I finished with him

Also he has stanky teeth

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*shrug*

Well I don't know but in a fight to the death between maks super skanky toothed unfit menial IT worker and myself

I'm putting money on myself