so i walked out of my job on monday what of it

new job starts thursday less hours more money better location (good times)

that is an important factor

:stare:

:snaps:

it's nice that we have a billion smilies but some of them are such crap my god

to be honest my criteria for half of the smilies was "could general doli use these ironically?" :snicker:

anyway, siburke, please become a fireman so we can make jokes about like oh that was such a sickburn we'll need to call siburke

lol just noticed that :stare: was :star: since if you upload smilies that have similar filenames they'll display as the first one for some fucking reason

:nova:

:supernova:

Staredog win.

:braco:

:braco: Nice job fixing the freaking site you idiots.... wow, haha, theis feature has been brokken for two weeks and now ur fixing it ???!?!? and you expect me to THANk you for it? fuck off already...

I added a pope icon for you since I know how much you love catholic shit :pope: :3

what ruby meant to say was this

lmao, what is that from?

need to somehow get that to play everytime a lizard tries to post outside the herpinterium

what line of work do you do is it just generic office work or what
didnt you used to work at a supermarket or something

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lmao, what is that from?

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I asked you to record it for me like 5 years ago for some project I never finished and forgot about. I have more, here's vitafin sounding incredibly dignified and worldly as always

http://comeontothelord.com/aud/vitafinfu.mp3

wow dont remember that at all

did you get anyone else to do it? mind telling us what the project was gonna be?

did you record that using your computer speaker?

I presume my cheapo cheapo MP3 player

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

wow dont remember that at all

did you get anyone else to do it? mind telling us what the project was gonna be?

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m0nde

also have roflbrothel but hers is so quiet it's not worth it and milky but it's a video (no video, just an avi of sound) and I don't feel like converting it

I don't remember what I wanted them for, but I never ended up doing whatever it was. A year or two later I combined them all together over the reading rainbow theme and I think I might have posted it or just used it to call people on skype but I can't find it now

oh here it is. it's actually a lot funnier than I remember

http://comeontothelord.com/aud/fucky...ingrainbow.mp3

hhahahahaahahsdfhsdfksdfhjksdf hsdhshsd

pfff... ahhahahaha...... hahaha... oh wow haha ha... wow

strangely aroused by aber and rofl's

I don't know how I managed to get roflbrothel's to sound that good, I have the original and it's at like 1/100th of a decibel I couldn't amplify it without overdriving the whole thing into a mess of buzzing and static. apparently I was better at audacity in 09 or whatever

we don't get drug tested in jobs over here wow this isn't fucking commie china no never worked at a supermarket in my life went from army to customer services job moved internally to credit control now got a new credit control & finance job hoping to get into the legal sector (that's if the fire brigade doesn't start fucking recruiting soon)

I always found it strange that in america they make you give them a urine sample before you can work at fucking mcodnalds lest you turn up high and accidentally give someone a large fries instead of a medium fries or something crucially important like that

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I always found it strange that in america they make you give them a urine sample before you can work at fucking mcodnalds lest you turn up high and accidentally give someone a large fries instead of a medium fries or something crucially important like that

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ive never been subjected to a drug test