Rootbeer go ahead and post pics of your little dick

Disarm lisa and gain the upper hand.

Since Rootbeer was very controlling of lisa, it suggests he has deap seated self-esteem issues and
probably does have a tiny penis. tiny penised men are the most controlling

rootbeer was controlling of lisa because that's the only way to keep a girl like that from controlling you and quickly getting tired of you

notice whenever lisa dates someone she alienates that person from their friends?

red flag right there

she doesn't even need to be dating them, she did it to plug drugs and they never even met, and she did it to rootbeer months before he went to australia (although he handled it a bit better than plug drugs did he tried to stay impartial and that's why I'm firmly on his side in this)

also he had a better ending than plug drugs, his new girlfriend is p cute and by all accounts a wonderful girl. plug drugs died a virgin.

I don't know whose side to be on yet.

also, rooty's new girlfriend is what I'd call a rebound. lol

rebound chicks are usually a lower caliber than the one who dumped you, rootbeer has jumped a good 5 points on the chick-o-meter. she's not a rebound, she's the real deal. lisa was a practice, a mulligan.

lisas easily addicted body is yearning for sex now that shes had a taste of american dick she is salivating for more who will she lure into her spider webbed pussy of doom? next on ytmnsfw with your host garfield

I'll throw her a mercy screw but only if she sells all the shit rootbeer gave her and pays for my ticket and gets me incredibly drunk because I'd have to be blackout drunk to ever have sex with lisa

im not going to quote that andgive you 30 seconds to edit that post because you are obviously drunk right now

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lisas easily addicted body is yearning for sex now that shes had a taste of american dick she is salivating for more who will she lure into her spider webbed pussy of doom? next on ytmnsfw with your host garfield

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stupid

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Originally Posted by Jibblez

stupid

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lisa jr

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lisas easily addicted body is yearning for sex now that shes had a taste of american dick she is salivating for more who will she lure into her spider webbed pussy of doom? next on ytmnsfw with your host garfield

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so much try hard in this post I literally cringed reading it.

i want to watch that arm wrestling show on amc so i have something to talk to rootbeer about other than lisa

umm its called meta irony cag

Look at you having to explain that stupid fucking post.

Just accept it sucks (I do it every fucking day) and move on.

i will not i stand by every one of my posts they are my art

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im not going to quote that andgive you 30 seconds to edit that post because you are obviously drunk right now

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I'm like rootbeer, I have very little shame

Do not like rootbeer

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Do not like rootbeer

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rootbeers new gf look slike she has downs just like him

fucked up barry, you are banned from the minecraft server dontcome crawling back to rootbeer now

your sig sucks

what is it havent checked in like a year

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rootbeers new gf look slike she has downs just like him

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Now that all the girls know he will fuck basically anything, all the uglies will be begging for it

There certainly wasn't a line up for him before. He can thank me that now he can fuck all the pathetic stupid women that came out of the woodwork the minute they saw him with me. Known him for years but not a peep until they saw him with another woman. Yep, they are the bestest and most genuine women. Not pathetic retards at all.