I'd cum in my pants if there was a dominos on the island

and I had some pot.

I bet rooty came on your pants when you weren't even wearing them

We'd cuddle sometimes (when he could get me away from my $200 pillow) and I'd feel a wet patch start seeping through my pant leg and I'd be like... "Wtf?"

Sorry rooty but it's out there now and I gotta deal too.

Should have kept your fat mouth shut when I told you the first 200 times.

I've got to make light of it

Oh well, he can go enjoy his swamp whore.

m0nde

lisa you are going to die alone

only m0nde will attend your funeral

Stop wishing I'd give a fuck about you drop-kick.

Oh no wait, I really want you there to look at me when I die, you are so important to my death and life like that.

Loser.

I wish I had a moronic brown toothed mole with me. Then my life would be complete.

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only m0nde will attend your funeral

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Get fucked sherman

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Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter

We'd cuddle sometimes (when he could get me away from my $200 pillow) and I'd feel a wet patch start seeping through my pant leg and I'd be like... "Wtf?"

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for some reason i dont believe anything you say, you stupid whore

wow is organic food truly the cause of autism...

Thank god i wasnt ever diagnosed because im schizophrenic not autistic .

ive been diagnosede its called im gay

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wow is organic food truly the cause of autism...

Thank god i wasnt ever diagnosed because im schizophrenic not autistic .

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im not even a vegetarian i was a vegetarian for a long time but im a vegan too so i have no idea what organic food even is but i see how the two things could be related. i don't eat organic food. I don't really eat anything because im vegan.

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ive been diagnosede its called im gay

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wow i guess that's why the jewish men hold all of the power in this world huh mr. goldberg...

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wow is organic food truly the cause of autism...

Thank god i wasnt ever diagnosed because im schizophrenic not autistic .

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It's just a correlation of population growth.

Tim is gay.

Australian dominos is way better. Also shut up Lisa

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ive been diagnosede its called im gay

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Also shut up Lisa

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No. Piss off to swamp whore jerk off.

Getting jizzed on 24/7 sounds romantic

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Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter

We'd cuddle sometimes (when he could get me away from my $200 pillow) and I'd feel a wet patch start seeping through my pant leg and I'd be like... "Wtf?"

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loooooooooool

flies thousands of miles across the world to prematurely ejaculate while hugging a girl nothing but alpha dogs at ytmnsfw boys

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flies thousands of miles across the world to prematurely ejaculate while hugging a girl nothing but alpha dogs at ytmnsfw boys

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Yeah actually I came inside her after being in aus for two hours, thanks for the bullshit lisa

took 2 hours to take his pants off

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Yeah actually I came inside her after being in aus for two hours, thanks for the bullshit lisa

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That's technically true.

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took 2 hours to take his pants off

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