oh girl who works at mcdonalds

when will you notice me?
why dont you wear your name tag, is it because of other creeps like me?
you hand me my food
i dont even like shitty mcdonald french fries
i would rather eat your ripe vagina after 8 hours of cooking
you look so innocent smiling
i would fuck you slow mo
then in a stand and carry position
mcdonalds girl you will never know how i feel.... :break:

is it her first job is she 13

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Originally Posted by fjs wins again

is it her first job is she 13

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:suicidal:

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

when will you notice me?
why dont you wear your name tag, is it because of other creeps like me?
you hand me my food
i dont even like shitty mcdonald french fries
i would rather eat your ripe vagina after 8 hours of cooking
you look so innocent smiling
i would fuck you slow mo
then in a stand and carry position
mcdonalds girl you will never know how i feel.... :break:

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You should give her that as a weird poem.

i want to give mcdonalds girl a mcflury

my love is deeper than a large french fry

you should tell her you have cocaine I heard it works to get strippers to blow you

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

my love is deeper than a large french fry

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That is pretty deep breh.

are you kidding? are you fucking kidding? french fries ar eth eonly thing good at mcdonalds.

why the fuck do you even go there for the fake pickel flavored chicken sandwiches or the cardboard burgs?

lol

dude just ask her on a date / casual fuck / coffee, cake and sex

Excuse me miss, but you accidentally left the super-sized hug out of my order.

"can I have a large coke and your phone number"

corny but I've seen it work

i ordered quick "filet-o-fish", yearning for that big mac flavored kiss.

so you'd go there even if she stores old french fries inside her vagine?

my fav fast food is in'n'out burger

pick up lines never work, it's all about how confident you are in how you present yourself initially. Don't pretend to be someone you're not and you'll be alright.

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Originally Posted by elezzzark

my fav fast food is in'n'out burger

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My favorite is McDonalds, I love their McGelt.

ruby should to write her a poem about veganism and bargar keng

see, you guys are so much smoother than me

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Originally Posted by maks

"can I have a large coke and your phone number"

corny but I've seen it work

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that will never work (im gonna try it)

Stomple you don't strike me as the kinda guy who's had too much with the ladies, let alone McDonalds

i want to go there now just to look at her

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Originally Posted by boobz

My favorite is McDonalds, I love their McGelt.

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Eat Koalas shit from inside of your trumpet

Lol why 8s this bunped

lol

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

pick up lines never work, it's all about how confident you are in how you present yourself initially. Don't pretend to be someone you're not and you'll be alright.

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What ha ppened ti McDonald's girl rooty

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Originally Posted by Camoron

What ha ppened ti McDonald's girl rooty

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nothing lol, she wouldnt talk to me
very interesting looking though she was like arab with freckles, really cute
why did u bump this ughh

damn bro she wouldn't talk to you? Isn't she required to as an employee lol