This thread dedicated to the glorious return of me, where I regale you with tales of my high-flying internet troll lifestyle
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This thread dedicated to the glorious return of me, where I regale you with tales of my high-flying internet troll lifestyle
I somehow convinced someone to give me a good job, moved to LA, got a house with a hot tub (and also had sex with a mexican servant-lady)
then I quit/got fired cuz I ain't lettin no motherfuckers tell me what to do
Stevey died
steveydeath666, don't care, talking about ME right now
I took my saved money and bought a log cabin, living in a log cabin mansion on top of a mountain and stockpiling guns & ammo for the coming negroplocalypse
Living the dream. I stomped on a rattlesnakes head the other day, caught a lake trout yesterday. Also my new town is 5% minority
There is an Indian reservation here. I see them at the CVS buying listenine to get drunk off of and they are kind of annoying but I would take 5% injun over 5% nignog any day
Anyways, I am chopping wood, building my masculine physique, and also have a mustang GT and the world can suck my dick
The End
What type of chainsaw do you have or do you chop the trees down as well
wb missed u
You should have stayed in Phoenix AZ instead of LA
STIHL!Quote:
Originally Posted by jazz
I was in phoenix last week (big time important traveling man dadadan) it was a desert and hot as shitQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
Hey how did you find out you were queer irl? I'm just wondering if i am as well but idk how to find out
you suck a dick and if you like it you're gayQuote:
Originally Posted by jazz
I'm not rly, just couldn't think of a good thread title that rhymed
I had sex (with a girl) a few weeks ago
Big mistake. She owned like 4 cats and has no friends, also I sexed her too good so now every time I go back to my favorite dive bar to get drunk she's there waiting trying to rope me into a relationship and shit and tell me how her day was
just wanna live in my log cabin and fuck whores and never talk to them again is that too much to ask
Have you thought about killing her and streaming it online for entertainment purposes?
:tup: cool story bro.... Yeah actually cool story
flying on airplanes, having sex with real life 3d ladies
yea I'm kind of a big deal
tried being rly rude and applying my learned internet trolling skills on herQuote:
Originally Posted by jazz
backfired entirely, she thought I was a devlish jerk and got turned on
think she read 50 shades of grey and just wants a cruel man to tie her up and whisper mean words in her ear whilst dicking her
start being a really nice guy and say you love her already...
Give her number to jon since he likes abusing women
show her this forum
Show her the freshly dug shallow grave you're gonna put her in
thats gonna be the base of my next master pickup line thanks jazzzazazazqQuote:
Originally Posted by jazz
Bye.
Knowledge of Jesus gives Gods people the key to unlocking the meaning of Bible prophecies that are yet to be fulfilled.Quote:
Originally Posted by jazz
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