using various photographs we can estimate the size of rootbeers penis with reasonable accuracy

i mean you can see the manner by which he is clutching it, so his hand is only covering the base and it is still visibly short and thin with a distinctly unimpressive head, but lets dig deeper.


https://i.imgur.com/8eEDnyZ.jpg

here you can see the horizontal size of his hand compared to some version of an iphone. i dont know much about iphone models or sizing, but we know how big an average smartphone is. anywhere heres a chart:

https://i.redd.it/ogq6l11kcnu11.png

let's go super generous and assume its the second largest at 5.5 inches in height. you can see that the phone is probably bigger than shermans whole hand if it was lain flat with fingers together loosely.

so shermans hand's vertical dimension is less than 5.5 inches.

compare his hand size to his penis. yup, his hand looks much larger than his erect penis. remember, when a male (or female with a feminine penis) posts a dickpic it is never casual, it is always carefully staged to appear as large and impressive as possible. this is the best sherman could muster his dick to appear like. visibly straining it out from his body (see dick/abdomen connection point), he has it entirely and painstakingly shaved.

estimated size using the abovementioned and other exhaustive and highly scientific methodologies: ~4.78 inches erect / ~4.02 inches in circumference.

https://i.imgur.com/zMPBbSQ.jpg

note: i did not reupload the above ahem dickpic, i am linking to what sherman himself has uploaded and made available.

also sherman, is this your cousin? she looks hot in a whitetrashy way. send her the discord link.

https://i.imgur.com/61U6mkJ.jpg

also also sherman why did you do this? like this is really god damn low tbh.

https://i.imgur.com/ZUMBQ1V.jpg you literally found some likely virgin AF chick several years younger than you. get into her head, MARRY HER for some reason then cheat on her immediately. like dude. what do you have to say about that shit?

u think my hand is 5 inches long are u actually retarded or just play one on this forum? heres a pic i cant even stretch it out all the way tho
https://i.imgur.com/3ryD0mI.jpg

my cock is 8.1 x7 please write it in the rootbeer fact book u gay spaz

you're not supposed to measure from the taint

https://whats4chow.com/wp-content/up...l-Hotdog-S.jpg

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also also sherman why did you do this? like this is really god damn low tbh.

https://i.imgur.com/ZUMBQ1V.jpg you literally found some likely virgin AF chick several years younger than you. get into her head, MARRY HER for some reason then cheat on her immediately. like dude. what do you have to say about that shit?

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Rootbeer should be ashamed of himself.

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Originally Posted by maxgoldberg

Rootbeer should be ashamed of himself.

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yup. he is far more interested inaccurately measuring his penis and posting pics of it than explaining why he fucked up this young, innocent girls life up. what a great guy.

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Originally Posted by root ghost

u think my hand is 5 inches long are u actually retarded or just play one on this forum? heres a pic i cant even stretch it out all the way tho
https://i.imgur.com/3ryD0mI.jpg

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lol dude that really isn't helping your case.

now we can really accurately see how small your weiner is. honestly its not the biggest deal, its just that you keep posting your dick and sending your dick, unsolicited to tons of people. more importantly, can you comment on what happened with trisha?

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Originally Posted by root ghost

my cock is 8.1 x7 please write it in the rootbeer fact book u gay spaz

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No it’s not

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lol dude that really isn't helping your case.

now we can really accurately see how small your weiner is. honestly its not the biggest deal, its just that you keep posting your dick and sending your dick, unsolicited to tons of people. more importantly, can you comment on what happened with trisha?

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find a job

jhahahahahahaha

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No it’s not

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I don't often agree with lisa but yeah, if that's your dick in the photo than 8.1" is ridiculous, it's a little over half that

well marks at least you agree with lisa on something even if its about dicks

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Originally Posted by root ghost

my cock is 8.1 x7 please write it in the rootbeer fact book u gay spaz

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Then measure it and post that picture instead of your gimped out hand you stupid faggot

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Originally Posted by juji

find a job

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Requirements to post here:
1 must be unemployed
2 must hate root beer and his giant luscious cock

What did you fucking well expect posting that here

Dog dick

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Originally Posted by root ghost

Requirements to post here:
1 must be unemployed
2 must hate root beer and his giant luscious cock

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Post the base of it so we can see where the cock pump dented your dong

Its shit dick

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well marks at least you agree with lisa on something even if its about dicks

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I respect her expertise on the subject

My hand is the same size as yours. If yours is 8" then mine is 10" I'm thinking you started measuring at your asshole

I am a fairly large man at 6'4". My thumb, at the knuckle, is 1" wide (this is is being generous it's more like 7/8ths but lets round it up)

https://i.imgur.com/0gMYVFF.jpg

Assuming rootbeer's thumb is the same width (again, being generous, he's much shorter than me) we can use it to measure the size of his "dick"

https://i.imgur.com/uonl3NL.png

From base to tip it is just under 4 inches fully erect, which matches what lisa has told us.

There's no photoshop trickery going on, check the measurements yourself. rootbeer's dick is short and is not impressively thick.

Fucking lol. Are you trying to convince me or yourself?

My thumb is about 1.3 wide almost 1.4. What’s it like being a skinny midget

You’re shorter skinner dumber and poorer with a pencil dick. Anything else?

Neither. The numbers don't lie. If you were to grasp it with the pinky against the pubic bone, instead of the inner thumb against pubic bone and the rest of your hand cupping your balls, the entire shaft would be hidden.