So many of lifes questions I need answeres
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So many of lifes questions I need answeres
Cag plz go
Yrs I know it hurts your feelings when people make fun of your broken dick on a forum youve devoted a good chunk of your life to because you were fat ans lonely guy who didnt even have the courage to ask a girl that worked at mcdonalds out lmao
Why do you have bad knees?
Now, my little broken dicked friend you get two options. Yiu may either answer the question about true love or you may answer the question about your knees
same awnser to both questions, picking a midget stripper up over your head and thorwing her into a tree
Listen this is a thread about a beautiful thing called love try to stay on topic.
And if I have found true love this means I can have a baby!
i love you, let me thorw you into a mighty redwood
seems like a good ideaQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
Gonna be 27 in a few weeks eggs are drying up
you can always steal a baby from the mall, raise it as your own, just like your grandparents did with you
I promise not to kill my baby I will train it to assasinate rootbeers child who will definitely grow up to be a fat kid
Too bad I cant reproduce like a mogwhy from grimlins that method seems more fitting than traditional birth
For me anyway
cag if you want to keep your boyfriend for more than the 2 months your relationships usually last you need to stop taking your birth control right now, don't tell him about it, then just leave the pee stick with the you have a baby sympbol next to his toothbrush
this is also the awnser to what is true loveQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
replacing your birthcontrol with tic-tacs -= true love
No no I cant be dancing and raising a kid thats insane
And god damn if he ever caught me lying
Cag plz just go
I wanna know what love is I wsnt you to show me
Grow an ass and a personality I'm sure one of your clients will pretend to like youQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
Grow a dick that works and answer my question ^__^ so tired of you acting all assburnt over your stupid dick
Find your chi while fucking fucking Debbie maybe itll last longer than a minute lol
Pre cum oh cummm very sticky very tasty
What is true love? Accepting rootys broken dick and taking positive steps toward a solution. Debbie us the broken penis whispererr
U seem upset
Wanna talk about it?
Rooty is every women In the world 2 me hes my fantasy a broke dicked reality
Cag go